Total Eclipse is God's Punishment for Sin

[Johny Joe Hold]

You can see from this map or others you might find a very specific path of the country will be dark on August 21st coming right up. You will notice, God again spared Landover Baptist Church from losing the sun on that day.

There can be only one conclusion. God has been tallying up sin and will punish those states who have put a finger in His eye. I'm sure many of those state had no idea they would be targeted.

That's how Satan works. He lulls sinners into thinking God is looking the other way and will not see the homerism and masturbation that is actually right under His nose.

Take my advice and stay in sunny Freehold on that day.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Thank you for that Mayor Hold. In an ironic way, the map is “illuminating” – it crosses states that are widely seen by the “intelligentsia” as “godly”, but we here in Landover correctly recognize as “liberal and bordering on the heretical.”

God produces darkness on the face of the Earth at irregular intervals that no man can know – in the same way that no man may know the time of the coming of Christ.

He does this, in His Wisdom, to remind us what life would be like without His Light and also to give us a vague idea of what the Life Hereafter will be like for us True Christians and, conversely, the horrors of darkness that await the sinner.

Our final fate will be in Heaven where there is no sun (the sun, it must be remembered, only shines downwards, and as heaven is above the sun, then its light does not reach us.)

However, this is not to say that heaven is dark…

Re:21:23: And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.
Re:22:5: And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.

And thus we see that what we know as “light” is simply a lesser form of God’s Glory which is even purer and more “lighty” than “light.”

This deprivation of The Light of God (which is just and wise, and causes men to stretch their eyes) is a warning sign: those affected would be fools to ignore it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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PS
That line tracking the eclipse - it seems to have a sort of "rainbow" color... I'm thinking about the implications...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Total Eclipse is God's Punishment for Sin

PS
That line tracking the eclipse - it seems to have a sort of "rainbow" color... I'm thinking about the implications...

Thanks for pointing that out. There will be a total black out for places in the Middlewest where homers meet to frolic. Columbia, Missouri, home of the party school, the University of Missouri. Grand Island, Nebraska, where they sneak in under the guise of a "rural area". God's hammer is coming down.