No wonder God hates Germany.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Masturbation kills 100 Germans every year: Study discovers bizarre ways people died pleasuring themselves including a man who tried to melt sliced cheese over himself.

No wonder God hates Germany. Has not one of them read the Bible and the documentary on Onan?

Ge:38:8: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
Ge:38:9: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
Ge:38:10: And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Because of the extremely explicit and graphic descriptions in the piece, I can only give you a few details for fear of making the ladies faint.

Masturbation kills up to 100 Germans a year, according to a study which has also uncovered the bizarre ways people have died [...] themselves.

One man – […]pantyhose, a raincoat and a diving suit […] plastic bag […]- died in Hamburg after […]trying to melt slices of cheese on his [...].

Another man in Halle was found dead with Christmas tree lights clamped to […] having apparently tried to stimulate himself by electrocution.

Forensic examiner Harald Voß said the most common reason for [...] deaths was the desire for the ultimate […].

Between 80 and 100 people across the country accidentally die every year due to risky […], his study found.

This was based on findings that for every one million German citizens there are 'one or two' cases of deaths a year in which a [...] or [...] was used to […].

In one example, a man was found suffocated in the cellar of his home in Hesse having apparently tied […] around his […].

According to Bild, […] was present and investigators made the assumption that he had suffered […]death.

Cases sometimes go unreported because families of victims feel ashamed, he added. Edit, Quite right too! They should be publicly shamed!

The Legal Medicine in Hamburg alone recorded 40 […]deaths between 1983 and 2003 with all victims aged between 13 and 79, . Edit: 79! Surely a mistake!.

Victims are usually men, Voß said, since women were 'more cautious and don't incorporate so many […]'.

He said the risks involved in […] were underestimated, adding: 'Losing […] can happen quicker than people think.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...udy-finds.html

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: No wonder God hates Germany.

It's hard to fathom why so many Germans are driven to spilling their seed (and today they do have access to Bibles), but perhaps one look at Angela Merkel might give a clue.

Roman history is well documented with regard to battles with illegal border crossers, and the Germanic tribes were well known. Goths, Vandals, and the Gepids were particularly fierce, and while today we are concerned with the violence in our own cities, the typical sacking of a Roman province by these Germanic tribes was notably quite violent - to say nothing of all the spilled seed, it must have been quite a mess. One might posit that they were on a quest for better looking women.

It also might explain why Merkel is so intent on importing vast numbers of mooselimbs - they don't seem to be picky about who and what they rape.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No wonder God hates Germany.

There was a time when we all feared a Germany which would start World War III like it did WW II. We need not fear the Germans any more. They will never be able to staff an army if the continue spilling their seed in lustful personal pleasure.

The dominating countries of the future are those which ban masturbation today.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: No wonder God hates Germany.

Martin Luther was a massive heretic who taught soul sleep and actually was secretly a Catholic.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: No wonder God hates Germany.

Martin Luther was a massive heretic who taught soul sleep and actually was secretly a Catholic.

Yeah... He probably played with himself. He was well-known to have hairy palms and a pallid complexion.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: No wonder God hates Germany.

I don't trust Germany one little bit. Once, I was offered to try schnitzengruben. Nope. Never touching it again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Germans go out of their way to put a finger in the eye of Jesus. They started it with lederhosen. The latest is a group there who welcomes atheists that have been run out of their home country. Why would anyone welcome atheists from anywhere for any reason? The answer to any atheist group who comes crying, "They hate us in our country. Can we come to yours?" is NO, TAKE YOUR SIN AND GO WHINE TO SOMEONE ELSE.

No matter how many times you read the Bible to an atheist it doesn't sink in.

A refugee aid group in Germany welcomes atheists shunned by Muslim governments

[handmaiden]

Thanks for sharing this important information about radical Muslim-Atheists being granted asylum in Germany. Can't believe that one claimed to have been "born again" as an atheist!

[WWJDnow]

Not that I have any personal experience with this, but I thought that Germans were only aroused $3xua11y by bathroom activities. Honestly, it's a wonder, given their fascination with that stuff, that any Germans are ever conceived.

God has very specific rules. Sex is to happen only in the missionary position between a man and a woman of the same race who are married to each other, and solely for the purpose of reproduction. (So the woman should never experience an 0rga$m when performing her wifely duties.) Anything else is of Satan and will lead to eternal damnation.

Of course, in the case of the Germans, this is just one item in a long, long list of reasons that they are damned to Hell for all eternity.