Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

[Johny Joe Hold]

God bless Woody Johnson, President Trump's Ambassador to England. He was at an agricultural museum there the other day and noticed the exhibits praised old fashioned and out of date farming methods. He is too skilled in diplomacy to call it stupid. Instead he noted there is anti U.S. propaganda in England condemning chicken factories in the U.S. It is claimed our beef is produced by steroids and our chicken chlorinated.

Our agriculture is based on God who wants us to have lots of food at low prices.

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-trade-agriculture-uk-ambassador-hits-out-at-us-farming-smears/

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

And here I was thinking that pool maintenance was difficult - turns out all my poolboy has to do is toss some chicken into the pool and fish 'em out when I want to swim. My poolboy has been ripping me off - time to call the INS.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

And here I was thinking that pool maintenance was difficult - turns out all my poolboy has to do is toss some chicken into the pool and fish 'em out when I want to swim.

Brother Jeb, you're a genius! That has given me such a good idea. As the mayor points out, we are unable to source proper, decent, chlorinated chicken in this Godless country and so up until now I have been chlorinating it myself. (Well, by "doing it myself" I mean that I get one of the staff to do it outdoors, so as not to stink out the kitchen.) But do you think that just getting the children to swim a couple of lengths of the pool, each with a chicken under one arm, would do the trick? It would certainly be quicker and more efficient.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

As the mayor points out, we are unable to source proper, decent, chlorinated chicken in this Godless country

Brits just don't connect the dots. We put chlorine in swimming pools to kill of the bad bugs that make people sick. Chickens from the U.S. are pumped full of it because it makes the chicken safe to eat.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

Brits just don't connect the dots. We put chlorine in swimming pools to kill of the bad bugs that make people sick. Chickens from the U.S. are pumped full of it because it makes the chicken safe to eat.

Far be it from me to defend the Brits: frankly they are beyond stupid and when we finally move back home to Freehold we'll be inviting all the neighbors to a party to celebrate the bonfire of our British passports of (in)convenience. But I think the chlorinated chicken ban comes from one of those really dumb Euro-laws that the Brits will be doing away with at the end of this month, when they sail off into Freedom. There is certainly no law against it on the British statute books.

Mind you, British law is so tied up with Eurotrash law these days that there's next to nothing left on the British statute books, so pretty much everything will be legal apart from incest and Morris dancing.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

But do you think that just getting the children to swim a couple of lengths of the pool, each with a chicken under one arm, would do the trick?

I didn't ask him the details, and the INS has already taken him away.

Maybe you toss the chickens in while they're still alive, and they swim around like ducks?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

I didn't ask him the details, and the INS has already taken him away.

Well done the INS! That's the sort of speedy service America can be proud of.

Maybe you toss the chickens in while they're still alive, and they swim around like ducks?

Can chickens swim? If so, only their undersides would be treated. If not, I suppose it would save the bother of wringing their necks but you might have to get the kids to dive for them. For some reason (pure guesswork and female ignorance) I assumed you had to chlorinate them post-mortem and featherless, and personal experience (from observation) suggests that it's easier to pluck a dry, dead chicken than a struggling wet one.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

So the British don't like chlorine? Now there is plenty of Leviticus to quote in the Bible (KJV1611) about cleanliness - but have they ever heard of chlorine in the drinking water to make it safe to drink (like killing diarrhoea, cholera, dysentery, and typhoid)? The place must be turning into one of those third-world shitholes faster than I suspected.

What this is really about is trade, and if they don't like our chlorinated chickens then what do they have to offer? Warm beer, cucumber sandwiches, and "fish and chips" (a greasy concoction served in last week's tabloid that chronicles the debauchery of their upper classes)? No thanks.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

Chlorine is not for making food safe. That is done by God, and through prayer we never get sick, until he call us to heaven.Chlorine is for taste. And there is a reason why British food is disgusting. Lack of chlorine.


If there is a connection between chlorine and health, comparing Americans and British people, it must be related to dental health. Chlorine must prevent your teeth to grow yellow and ugly.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

I eat only chlorinated chicken, etc. I've seen these meat-packing plants - I own a couple.

I assure you they are filled with Messicants and other "third-worlders" whose language does not have a word for "personal hygiene."

As a point of interest, my grandfather, who started the first plant used radium dust - now that really killed germs but some soft liberal congressman got upset and my grandfather had to use copious amounts of DDT.

This constant changing of the rules is not good for businesses.


PS Brother Gonzales is right! Jesus said that it's not what you eat that kills you: M't:15:17: Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Whiny Brits Complaining About Chlorinated Chicken from the U.S.

If there is a connection between chlorine and health, comparing Americans and British people, it must be related to dental health. Chlorine must prevent your teeth to grow yellow and ugly.

If they refuse to eat pollo al cloro, as the Italians call it, British women would do well to improve their dental health by drinking their tapwater. Brother William Jennings Bryan is quite correct (as always) and our tapwater often smells like an indoor swimming pool on a hot day - a heady blend of chlorine, fungal foot infections and floating turds. But no, they persist in drinking nothing but cheap gin and the abomination that is called British sherry.