Watch out, Ohio: "Topless midget westling"

[Nobar King]

The sinful depravity in Ohio never ceases to amaze, and this latest display threatens to unleash Gods awful wrath on the city of Canton. Expect tornadoes, flood, or drought.

Liquor license suspended after topless 'midget wrestling'




By Brenda Rothert
of the Journal Star
Posted Sep 17, 2008

CANTON —
The liquor license for a Canton business will be suspended for 60 days because two women wrestled topless at a recent "midget wrestling event."


The penalty is substantial, Mayor Kevin Meade said after the city liquor commission voted unanimously Wednesday to suspend the license for Outskirts Bar and Grill at 725 W. Locust St. "It's meant to send a message to other businesses in town that this won't be tolerated," Meade said.


Outskirts owner Kim Scott cried after the vote. "I'm not being treated like any other business," she said. "Don't tell me I am, because I'm not."
Outskirts hosted a Micro Wrestling Federation event on Aug. 16. Scott said she had a contract with the group for male wrestlers to perform. When the group arrived, Scott said, two women in oil were wrestling topless while she was outside smoking. Scott said she stopped the match as soon as she found out the women were topless.


City liquor license ordinances prohibit nudity. "The match didn't last very long . . . maybe four or five minutes," Scott said. "It was not intentional. Would I let it happen? No." Outskirts has a Class B supper club license, which means at least 60 percent of its sales must come from food and no more than 40 percent from alcohol. Meade, who is also the liquor commissioner, said Outskirts does not seem like a restaurant. "Everything I see going on out there is a bar," he said. Scott said Outskirts is a bar after 9 p.m. and a restaurant before that.


Meade and commissioners Bonnie Stine and Mike Freeman voted for the suspension. After the meeting, Scott's attorney, Aaron Wickenhauser, said Scott plans to appeal the decision to the State Liquor Commission.
Scott said not being able to sell alcohol will hurt her business, but she will make it through and still plans to apply for a Class A liquor license, which would not restrict the amount of alcohol sales at the bar. "I have bartenders with families," she said. "They just lost their jobs." Meade said he supports jobs and business growth in the city, but not at the cost of breaking city laws.


The suspension takes effect as soon as city attorney Chrissie Peterson files the official notice to Outskirts, which will likely be Thursday.

The city officials would be wise to maintain the status quo and not allow midget strippers if they care for the residents of their district.

Also, those midgets need to go out and get real jobs. Doesn't the ACLU have a midget hiring program?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I wonder which God hates more? The midgets themsleves or the fact that they were exposing their shameful, tiny nudity for all to see. If there were any True Christians™ in a place like that, which I doubt, I hope they averted their eyes when those little whores exposed their miniature dirty pillows.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Typical Godless filth! I'll bet none of those onlookers of this depraved wresting match bothered to attend church on Sunday.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I cannot imagine there are that many female dwarf abominations that would be willing to demean themselves in this way! If anyone has any idea where they might be performing next, I would like to know about it, so I can go protest this filth in person.

As I am a pilot, I'd be willing to travel, so anywhere you here that they might be scheduled, please let me know. As much in advance as possible of course. I need time to book rooms, paint my protest signs with some local tie in, for authenticity sake.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I once befriended a midget. He was a man who bore the curse God had placed upon him in a Job-like manner. He took a job with the circus. Those Carney folk’ll take anyone. He got at job cleaning the elephants with a yard brush. He hated it. When cleaning below them, if he stood behind they would defecated on him. If he stood below them, they took a step forward and did the same thing. I asked why he didn’t leave; he replied that he didn’t want to leave show business.

He told me that back in the 70s, came into a small sum of money and brought a brand new car. He drove it out of the showroom, only to have it rear-ended. He was calm and philosophical and went to the river of the offending vehicle and said, “I’m not happy.” His world collapsed about him as the other driver replied, “Which one of the 7 are you then?”

A little later, when everything he touched seemed to him to turn to dust and ashes and with the adversity of the years weighing heavily upon his shoulders he turned away from Jesus and to a joo psychiatrist. The joo counseled him and explained that there were many small men in the world and mentioned those who were millionaires.

In his suicide note, he said how sad he was that not only was he not of normal height but he wasn’t a millionaire either.

The lesson we learn from his life is that God loves us all.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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As a righteous Republican I must express my outrage that there is such a thing as Liquor "licenses". These things should be de-regulated immediately and let the free market decide what people want to do.

Problems such as this should be handled by the local churches and their pastors. The local witches (whether they are of standard height or midgets) that are causing problems should be rounded up and either ministered to or driven out of town.

Failing that, the town can bring in outside Pastor Community Organizers to locate the witches and solve the problem. I believe they instituted one of these model programs in Wasilla, Alaska.