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    God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

    http://www.thetelegraph.com/news/toe_15763___article.html/floyd_dog.html

    ALTON - A disabled woman is hospitalized, recovering after losing a big toe - chewed off by her beloved dog.


    I love Gods ingenuity more and more every day - if thats possible. What better way could there be for the disabled to be punished for their Jesus hating infirmities than to have the wrath of God delivered to them by the very creatures they love?
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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    Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

    God sure is a genius. He knows that the disabled lady was not chosen to go to Heaven anyway, so He let her be disabled and obese. Then, on top of it all, He told her dog to chew her toe off. I only wonder why the lady was so surprised?

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      Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

      As the woman is fat ugly and cursed by God and as she actually kept this creature as her familiar, she is a witch. I think there is some poetic justice in all of this and God has seen fit to cause some mirth:

      In the UK, I wonder what is “afoot”? Was the dog “toeing” the line? Or was it “Down at heel”? Did it see the toe as “sole food”? I see it was euthanized – at least it was “nailed.”
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      • #4
        Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        In the UK, I wonder what is “afoot”? Was the dog “toeing” the line? Or was it “Down at heel”? Did it see the toe as “sole food”? I see it was euthanized – at least it was “nailed.”
        That's hilarious, Brother Bathfire. Surely, the Lord has blessed you with a sense of humor.

        "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4

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          Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

          Originally posted by Repentant Fool View Post
          That's hilarious, Brother Bathfire. Surely, the Lord has blessed you with a sense of humor.
          Normally I disapprove of levity - it distracts one from serious contemplation of the afterlife....but incidents such as these can't help but bring a wry smile to ones face, don't you agree?
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

            Originally posted by Brother Guy Bayard View Post
            Normally I disapprove of levity - it distracts one from serious contemplation of the afterlife....but incidents such as these can't help but bring a wry smile to ones face, don't you agree?
            You need to relax, brother. If you are true to the faith then you should see no need to act so tense. What are you afraid of? God gives us these little gifts for our amusement.
            Revelations 6:16
            "And said to the mountains and rocks,
            Fall on us, and hide us from the face
            of him that sitteth on the throne,
            and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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            • #7
              Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

              Originally posted by Brother Guy Bayard View Post
              http://www.thetelegraph.com/news/toe...floyd_dog.html
              ALTON - A disabled woman is hospitalized, recovering after losing a big toe - chewed off by her beloved dog.
              Have you seen the picture of her?



              It's a shame the dog didn't chew her fat ugly face off... it might have made an improvement.

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              • #8
                Re: God sends pet dog to punish disabled owner!

                Stupid Cripple. No match for God's Justice. Still, too many of them plague the earth and waste life and taxpayer money.

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