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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Further Evidence That Chinks Are The Worst Drivers on Earth

    Anyone who has had the misfortune to drive in Sin Francisco knows that jap drivers are a menace to every Normal (Christian) on the road. They drive erratically, darting in and out of lanes, running red lights, going the wrong way down one-way streets, and even driving on the sidewalk. My theory is that they can't see because their eyes are so slitty.

    Anyway, THIS story from some Ornamental country (don't worry, I had it translated into American) only goes to show how dangerous they are. Even in their own land, some of them can't pass a driver's test, no matter how many times they try.

    South Korean woman fails driver's test 775 times

    SEOUL, Feb 21 – A South Korean woman who has failed the driver's exam 775 times is not about give up on her hope of buying a truck one day to go into her own business, whether other drivers want her on the road or not.

    Cha Sa-soon, 68, has been trying since 2005 to pass the written portion of the test to get a license, but she has so far failed to get the 60 percent required to clear it.

    "I've looked up some guidebooks to get a driver's license, and they were saying it takes at most five years to get this," Cha said in North Jeolla province, where farmers on tractors or cows can be just as common on country roads as motor vehicles.

    "It's already been four years, so I might pass the test next time. That's what I hope for."

    Driving schools in South Korea offer courses to enable applicants to walk away with a license in a week. Cha has not been fortunate enough to set foot in such a class, which tends to congregate more in busy metropolitan areas, but she remains unfazed, even after having spent more than 10 million won ($6,800) on test applications.

    "I believe you can achieve your goal if you persistently pursue it," she says. "So don't give up your dream, like me. Be strong and do your best."

    ($1=1470.8 Won)
    Did I just win something? Is that what that means?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mr. Jingles
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    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #2
    Re: Further Evidence That Chinks Are The Worst Drivers on Earth

    I'm not suprised those people can't drive a car; they can't even make one correctly. All they care about is 'fuel efficiency.' You'll never see me driving one of wimpy-looking cars that get 25 mpg. I prefer my big 1975 Buick; it gets 5 mpg & is the size of Rhode Island. Now THAT'S a car, friends!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22869

      #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Chinks Are The Worst Drivers on Earth

      I'm not really surprised, I've seen what they speak in Korea - it's all squiggles and lines and dashes - who can understand that? No wonder she can't answer the questions. They should be forced to speak American!
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      Author of such illuminating essays as,
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