Pope: Condoms Spread AIDS

[JennyD]

In a move surprising people all over the world, Pope Benedict today announced that condoms are responsible for increasing the spread of AIDS in South Africa.
In the past, Benedict has claimed only that the Catholic church supports abstinence to prevent the spread of AIDS; now, he is taking a more insistent approach:

“You can’t resolve it with the distribution of condoms,” the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde, Cameroon, where he will begin a seven-day pilgrimage on the continent. “On the contrary, it increases the problem.”

As we know, a stopped clock is right twice a day. Seems Benedict has one more coming to him today . . . here’s hoping he uses it wisely!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Well, there you are. It is clear that the vicar of Rome has heard the Baptist prayer. It is part of God’s plan that these fornicating jigaboos be condemned to Hell and we should not interfere with it.

On a broader view, Darkies who hope some day to be somewhat Christian, are prevented from having families and even may be encouraged to “go in unto” each other any time of the day or night – this is the pathway to the Pit of Brimstone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This should be filed under the "even a broken clock is right twice a day" category. The mary worshiping church of Rome has spread their demonic teachings into every corner of the world, and the damage they have done, the unnecessary pain and suffering they have caused, is unmeasurable.

I certainly hope that the Whore of Babylon (aka Pope Ratslinger) isn't deluding himself into thinking that Jesus can forgive him of all of his sins, just because he correctly announced something that we True Christians(tm) have been saying for years: that the AIDS God sent to destroy the queers and whoremongers of this world is spread faster by contraptions the liberals claim will stop it, like these "condoms".

Jesus always wins, you see. Always.

[barneyhilliard]

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i don't believe that the Dark Lord is right. We know that condoms don't cause AIDS. Fornication with heathens does. I know as a fact that some of these Umfoofoos there are not only fornicated with each other, but regularly mistake chimps for sex partners.

[SDStoopid858]

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Ever heard of Papal infallability? He's right, you're wrong. Period.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Ever heard of Papal infallability? He's right, you're wrong. Period.

And you are who exactly? Please don't come stomping in where you not welcome spouting papist lies and heresies.

Have you found the Introduction Forum and started a thread there yet, or are you just posting your blasphemy willy-nilly in various threads?