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    Godly Coon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

    Here is a story where we see our Lord working through one of the creatures He created to try to bring a Russian pervert to Jesus. Praise!

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece



    Toothy Raccoon Bit Off Manhood

    A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

    Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
    “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
    “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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    Re: Godly Raccoon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
    I cannot think of any Godly 'fun' one might have with a Raccoon
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      Re: Godly Raccoon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

      That is the fate that those Russians suffer for not having access to some Godly American denim Levis!

      Or, what was he doing with his pecker out in the woods with it covered in rendered bacon fat?
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      • #4
        Re: Godly Raccoon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

        Like the rest of Godless Europe, bestiality is not only legal but widely practiced in Russia.




        Homersexurals have been committing whoredoms with animals for centuries. That's why God made a law against it. He gave us the beasts of the field to eat, experiment on, play with, throw rocks at, skin and wear, pet, chase, or just shoot and leave. Fornicating with animals is expressly forbidden by God, even if the Godless communists think it's fine and dandy.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Godly Coon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

          Never thought I'd see the day . . . A Godly Coon!

          Thank you for sharing this most unusual story, Captain!
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          • #6
            Re: Godly Coon Punishes Godless Commie Rapist!

            Thank you for saying so Sister Jenny.

            And I agree, Godly coons were the last thing I ever expected to post about. The Baby Jesus certainly works in mysterious ways!
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