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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

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    Jap Parents Arrested For Trying to Get Rid of Demon

    While they certainly aren't True Christians™, these slants seem to have the right idea. It's just too bad that they hadn't been tithing to Landover attending our church prior to THIS unfortunate incident. I'm sure our joo lawyers could have gotten them off.
    Parents tried to beat ‘demon’ out of 3-year-old son

    Both could face life in prison if convicted

    HOUSTON — A Houston man who allegedly thought demons had invaded his home was jailed Monday, charged with critically injuring his 3-year-old son.

    Neighbors said the whole ordeal started with a statue.

    Jacky Tran, 35, reportedly brought the statue into his southwest Harris County home, but then decided it had a demon in it.

    “He said he got a statue and there was a demon inside or something, and then he took it to the Buddha, and the Buddha buried it in the cemetery,” neighbor Abdul Padat said.

    That happened last Wednesday. Neighbors said by Friday, Tran had become a vegetarian and started throwing all of his belongings out of his second-story window, littering his yard with furniture and paintings.

    But investigators believe that strange behavior took a decidedly darker turn on Saturday, when they say Tran beat his young son bloody.

    When they looked through a second-story window, investigators said they saw Tran swinging something – possibly the child — around a room.

    They said they heard a child screaming, so they forced their way into the home. Investigators said when they found the boy, he had suffered severe head injuries and was unable to speak.

    Tran reportedly told investigators he was trying to beat a demon out of his son. Tran is facing felony child endangerment charges. If convicted, he could face from 5 to 99 years in prison.

    Tran’s wife, Phung, who was home when the alleged beating occurred, was charged with critically injuring her 3-year-old son Monday evening.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #2
    Re: Jap Parents Arrested For Trying to Get Rid of Demon

    Pastor, I agree with you. The government is trying to tell all of us how to raise our kids. Just because it's a chink family being persecuted today doesn't mean it won't be a True Christian™ Family tommorrow!

    And besides, the story is full of holes:

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Parents tried to beat ‘demon’ out of 3-year-old son

    Both could face life in prison if convicted

    HOUSTON — A Houston man who allegedly thought demons had invaded his home was jailed Monday, charged with critically injuring his 3-year-old son.

    Neighbors said the whole ordeal started with a statue.

    Jacky Tran, 35, reportedly brought the statue into his southwest Harris County home, but then decided it had a demon in it.
    I'm sure Sister Justina knows more about this than me, but demons hide in statues all the time!

    “He said he got a statue and there was a demon inside or something, and then he took it to the Buddha, and the Buddha buried it in the cemetery,” neighbor Abdul Padat said.
    Well that's just great! We're supposed to take the word of a terrorist instead of the word of concerned parents? Welcome to the United States of Obamerica!

    That happened last Wednesday. Neighbors said by Friday, Tran had become a vegetarian and started throwing all of his belongings out of his second-story window, littering his yard with furniture and paintings.
    His blood was probably beginning to thin from lack of meat. Vegheads are prone to bizarre behavior, it's common knowledge.

    But investigators believe that strange behavior took a decidedly darker turn on Saturday, when they say Tran beat his young son bloody.

    When they looked through a second-story window, investigators said they saw Tran swinging something – possibly the child — around a room.
    How tall are these investigators? How do you look through a second story window? Sounds fishy to me!

    They said they heard a child screaming, so they forced their way into the home. Investigators said when they found the boy, he had suffered severe head injuries and was unable to speak.
    Hello! He was posessed by a Demon! The Demon was controlling him, that's why he didn't say anything!

    Tran reportedly told investigators he was trying to beat a demon out of his son. Tran is facing felony child endangerment charges. If convicted, he could face from 5 to 99 years in prison.

    Tran’s wife, Phung, who was home when the alleged beating occurred, was charged with critically injuring her 3-year-old son Monday evening.
    So let me get this straight, he disciplines his son who might be posessed on Saturday, and they charge him with child endangerment? He was saving the kid's soul from a Demon!! Then his wife beats up the kid on Monday? And what kind of name is Phung anyway? If these investigators are going to railroad somebody, they should at least get their stories straight!

    Just another example of Big Government trying to tell us all how to run our lives. With Obama in office, it's just going to get worse!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22845

      #3
      Re: Jap Parents Arrested For Trying to Get Rid of Demon

      Neighbors said by Friday, Tran had become a vegetarian and started throwing all of his belongings out of his second-story window, littering his yard with furniture and paintings.
      Vegetarian... the DoF ought to keep records on these perverts.
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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Jap Parents Arrested For Trying to Get Rid of Demon

        Does anyone else find the name "Jackie Tran" conjures up images of queer cross-dressing martial arts nips? I shall say a special prayer tonight imploring Jesus to protect me from chinks with mad kung fu skills and gender confusion issues.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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