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  • Russian fir-tree farm:

    This sounds like pulp fiction to me. I wooden believe everything you read.
    Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour... to find a FIR TREE inside his lung


    By Will Stewart
    15th April 2009


    A fir tree has been found growing inside a man's lung by surgeons who were operating on him for suspected cancer. The tree, measuring 5cm, was discovered by Russian doctors when they opened up Artyom Sidorkin, 28, to remove what they thought was a tumour.


    An X-ray that apparently shows a fir tree growing inside a 28-year-old man's lung. Doctors initially believed it was a tumour

    Medical staff believe that Mr Sidorkin somehow inhaled a seed, which later sprouted into a small fir tree inside his lung.

    The patient had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Doctors were convinced he had cancer.

    'We were 100 per cent sure,' said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev from Izhevsk in the Urals. 'We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour. I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery.'







    'So relieved it's not cancer': Left, Artyom Sidorkin, who apparently had a fir tree growing in his lung. Right, doctors display the fir tree. Before removing the major part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue taken in a biopsy. 'I thought I was hallucinating,' said Dr Kamashev. 'I asked my assistant to have a look: "Come and see this - we've got a fir tree here". 'He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things.'

    They believed the coughing of blood was caused by the tiny pine needles piercing blood capillaries. 'It was very painful. But to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me,' said Mr Sidorkin. 'I'm so relieved it's not cancer.'
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

    Oak, come on! This isn't the first time I've heard of this.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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    • #3
      Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

      In terms of punishment, it looks as if The Lord of Hosts has "branched" out and made a "sap" of the surgeons.

      In this case the "bark" was worse than the bite but they got to the "root" of the problem. It's a good job they didn't "leaf" it alone.
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      • #4
        Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

        Did they give it to him in a little pot to take home?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

          right . . . fir-sure . . .
          I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

            I've been pining for some stupid puns.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

              These stupid puns really spruce up the place.
              I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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              • #8
                Re: Russian fir-tree farm:

                This is the second thread on the subject, so I'll second post my thoughts.

                Perhaps the Creation Science guys at the lab can take this and run with it. I can think of excellent horticultural uses for all sorts of unsaved trash, including Hindoos, Mudslimes, Russians and hippies! Just think of being able to approach a Messican and being able to pluck a ripe, juicy, red tomato from his wet back! Of course, said tomato will need to be well washed.

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