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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

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    Jesus Sends Another Mary Worshiping Nun to Hell

    Praise Jesus! Can life get any better? THIS shows us that Jesus is fulfilling the prophesies made long ago in the Holy Bible. It also demonstrates how He feels about lezbianic papist nuns too.

    Nun Killed When Hit by Car Outside Church in Missouri


    O'Fallon police are investigating the death of a nun who was hit outside a suburban St. Louis church. A second nun was injured.

    The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports on its Web site Sunday that one of the nuns died after the crash Friday night outside the Assumption Catholic Church in O'Fallon. The other nun was taken to a hospital with serious injuries.

    O'Fallon police refused to provide identities of those involved in the crash. But a spokeswoman for the Sisters of the Most Precious Blood identified the nuns as Sister Elaine Lamm, 64, who was killed, and Sister Marie Frances Wiederholt, 81, who was seriously injured. Wiederholt was in fair condition Sunday.

    Officials said the nuns were struck before midnight after stepping off a tour bus in front of the church. Police said the investigation was continuing.
    By the way, welcome back from your out-of-state missionary project Brother Bobby Joe.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22844

    #2
    Re: Jesus Sends Another Mary Worshiping Nun to Hell

    I suspect that some God-Fearing motorist thought they were that pair of homer penguins.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • ilovemesomelindsay
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 22

      #3
      Re: Jesus Sends Another Mary Worshiping Nun to Hell

      Nuns are nothing but a bunch of heretics holding up the Airport because of those silly robes.

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