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  • Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

    Bernie Madoff, the Jewish thief, has been sentenced to 150 years for ripping off investors to the tune of $50B.

    Pastors, has there been any luck in getting Landover's money back? I'm told that LBC had invested a substantial sum with Mr. Madoff, on church attorneys' advice.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
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    Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

    Rev. Rodimer, you know that this is a... touchy subject.

    150 years eh. Most joos only got 40 years.

    We are investigating this whole "bail out " policy, but to be honest, it seems that not many new swimming pools are going to be built in the next 6 months in Freehold.

    Of course, this is highly confidential!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Rev. Rodimer, you know that this is a... touchy subject.

      Of course, this is highly confidential!
      Of course, my apologies if my curiosity bore me beyond the bounds of good taste.

      I do hope the advisors responsible have been dealt with.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

        I'm glad I didn't have any money with that guy.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

          Do we temper our dismay with Bernie in the knowledge he so severely damaged mostly Jewish interests ??
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

            I suppose that I could be happy about that.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              150 years eh. Most joos only got 40 years.
              Ever since they killed Jesus, most joos get eternity.
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              • #8
                Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                He'll be out after 50 years. Will they disinter him? I'm not sure I'd want his body anywhere near a Christian one.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                  How horrible! When will people learn that God doesn't want anybody going to prison? And for what, stealing? Jesus said we should happily give away everything we have, and in fact we should offer more than they try to take (Matthew 5:40). Also, Jesus says that the only way for the rich to get to heaven is to give away all their money.

                  Matthew 19: 21"If you want to give it all you've got," Jesus replied, "go sell your possessions; give everything to the poor. All your wealth will then be in heaven. Then come follow me."

                  21Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.


                  The people Madoff stole from should be happy, he is letting them go to heaven (not that they wouldn't go to heaven of course, since God judges nobody and there's no such place as hell).

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                    You're obviously just a closet communist. You're happy when people are giving you their money, but when you're asked to work and give all of your hard earned money away, you would resist just like anyone else.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                      That's not true, I work hard and give my money away freely, just like Jesus commanded! By the way, Jesus was a communist http://desarollo.gnn.tv/blogs/10770/GOD_is_a_Communist

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                        Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                        How horrible! When will people learn that God doesn't want anybody going to prison? [...]
                        You're right! I had you down as a fluffy-bunny lieberal! But you're right. God wants this joo executed!

                        M't:19:18: He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,

                        Madoff made off with Billions!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                          Let He who is without sin cast the first stone!

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                            Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                            Can I throw it at you?
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

                              If you want. As Jesus instructed, I am not allowed to defend myself in any way whatsoever, for any reason.

                              Matthew 5: 38-42"Here's another old saying that deserves a second look: 'Eye for eye, tooth for tooth.' Is that going to get us anywhere? Here's what I propose: 'Don't hit back at all.' If someone strikes you, stand there and take it. If someone drags you into court and sues for the shirt off your back, giftwrap your best coat and make a present of it. And if someone takes unfair advantage of you, use the occasion to practice the servant life. No more tit-for-tat stuff. Live generously.

                              39But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

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