Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Bernie Madoff, the Jewish thief, has been sentenced to 150 years for ripping off investors to the tune of $50B.

Pastors, has there been any luck in getting Landover's money back? I'm told that LBC had invested a substantial sum with Mr. Madoff, on church attorneys' advice.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

Rev. Rodimer, you know that this is a... touchy subject.

150 years eh. Most joos only got 40 years.

We are investigating this whole "bail out " policy, but to be honest, it seems that not many new swimming pools are going to be built in the next 6 months in Freehold.

Of course, this is highly confidential!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

Rev. Rodimer, you know that this is a... touchy subject.

Of course, this is highly confidential!

Of course, my apologies if my curiosity bore me beyond the bounds of good taste.

I do hope the advisors responsible have been dealt with.

[Nobar King]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

I'm glad I didn't have any money with that guy.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

Do we temper our dismay with Bernie in the knowledge he so severely damaged mostly Jewish interests ??

[Nobar King]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

I suppose that I could be happy about that.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

150 years eh. Most joos only got 40 years.

Ever since they killed Jesus, most joos get eternity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

He'll be out after 50 years. Will they disinter him? I'm not sure I'd want his body anywhere near a Christian one.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

How horrible! When will people learn that God doesn't want anybody going to prison? And for what, stealing? Jesus said we should happily give away everything we have, and in fact we should offer more than they try to take (Matthew 5:40). Also, Jesus says that the only way for the rich to get to heaven is to give away all their money.

Matthew 19: 21"If you want to give it all you've got," Jesus replied, "go sell your possessions; give everything to the poor. All your wealth will then be in heaven. Then come follow me."

21Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.


The people Madoff stole from should be happy, he is letting them go to heaven (not that they wouldn't go to heaven of course, since God judges nobody and there's no such place as hell).

[Nobar King]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

You're obviously just a closet communist. You're happy when people are giving you their money, but when you're asked to work and give all of your hard earned money away, you would resist just like anyone else.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

That's not true, I work hard and give my money away freely, just like Jesus commanded! By the way, Jesus was a communist http://desarollo.gnn.tv/blogs/10770/GOD_is_a_Communist

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

How horrible! When will people learn that God doesn't want anybody going to prison? [...]

You're right! I had you down as a fluffy-bunny lieberal! But you're right. God wants this joo executed!

M't:19:18: He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,

Madoff made off with Billions!

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

Let He who is without sin cast the first stone!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

Can I throw it at you?

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years

If you want. As Jesus instructed, I am not allowed to defend myself in any way whatsoever, for any reason.

Matthew 5: 38-42"Here's another old saying that deserves a second look: 'Eye for eye, tooth for tooth.' Is that going to get us anywhere? Here's what I propose: 'Don't hit back at all.' If someone strikes you, stand there and take it. If someone drags you into court and sues for the shirt off your back, giftwrap your best coat and make a present of it. And if someone takes unfair advantage of you, use the occasion to practice the servant life. No more tit-for-tat stuff. Live generously.

39But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.