13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

Now you may say that this is unlikely and the little whore has been flaunting her body around but then you might know this extract

the Talmud, Chagigah 14b-15a:

Ben Zoma was asked: ‘May a high priest [who, according to Leviticus 21:13, must marry a virgin] marry a maiden who has become pregnant [yet who claims she is still a virgin]? … We do consider [the possibility] that she may have conceived in a bath [into which a male has discharged semen], and therefore she may marry a high priest…

Or this story

in the Medieval midrash Alphabet of Ben Sira, which suggests that Ben Sira, a second-century B.C.E. author of a book of the Apocrypha, was the issue of the prophet Jeremiah and Jeremiah’s daughter, conceived when the latter bathed in a bath into which the former had masturbated (by coercion, as the story goes.) Issues of incest, here, were not considered relevant because Jeremiah and his daughter did not actually have sex.

And now dear reader, you know why it is that this verse is in the Bible:

Ti:1:14: Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

Indeed, Jewish fables are never to be taken seriously.

[Marshall]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Seems like she should have thought about this before she swam in a pool with swarthy Arab types. I remember hearing local towelheads talk about girls getting pregnant off toilets over there. There is literally sperm and feces on 100% of everything in the Middle East so I don't doubt this story at all.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

That's why I never, ever get in a pool past my knees! I've been telling young gals for years you can get pregnant from public pools, toilets and hot tubs....not to mention the AIDS as well.

[Mary O'Bryan Thorne]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

That's why I never, ever get in a pool past my knees! I've been telling young gals for years you can get pregnant from public pools, toilets and hot tubs....not to mention the AIDS as well.

But Miss Blonde, I'm sure a good Christian woman such as yourself would do so without showing as much as an ankle, but do you realize that the seed can spread through your britches when they get wet and make it's way up to your - oh deary, me, this type of conversation is just so embarrassing to me. Talking about this where men can read what I write, I do need to be careful.

Maybe you could just hose yourself down in the back yard instead of taking a chance in filth ridden public pools when you need to be refreshed.

Mary

[Marshall]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

I never understood why someone would swim in a pool anyway. Nowadays you can bet there will be whores and sodomites in it floating and splashing in their own filth. Personally I haven't been swimming since I was in bootcamp and I was FULLY CLOTHED and carrying a rifle over my head. The very thought of stripping down to my undergarments and sinking myself into a pool filled with sperm, band aids and scabs and whatever those other people leave behind makes my righteous stomach turn.

If it's refreshment you want try refreshing your knowledge of Christ and His mercy. You can do that without dangering your soul and while sitting on your veranda sipping a sweet tea. If you are reading a Bible it is even possible to use a lemon slice to cut the heat just don't get carried away with the citrus. Jesus hates fancy tastes.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

A-MEN!!!!

[MoonFlower]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Wow...talk about Search and Destroy sperm! Dedicated little fellows to have made it past the bleach and all. I think it was Godsend for the little one to get pregnant.

Moon

[TC Patriot]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Arab sperm is must be tough to kill. They probably zero in on white girls. I bet they travel in swarms.

[Striving4Salvation]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

I feel truly sorry for this girl. All we can do now is pray. This is in the hands of God for ever more.

[angels]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Thankyou Jesus. I never ever go in swimming pools. This really proves that you never know what is lurking in places like this.

[InGodWeTrust]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Take that scientists.
They claim something like this isn't possible.

[Marshall]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Sciensatanists are all idiots. They also claim the Earth is millions of years old by "testing" rocks. Let's see, this rock is millions of years old but this rock isn't because it failed "the test"...seems logical.
I don't think I've ever seen an old rock, they all look the same. May Satan take extra effort when impaling the Christ denying eggheads.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

Can you get pregnant in ANY pool? MY friend Pam has a pool by her condo and we go there all the time! Do you think that polish girl swam nude? Can the sperms get through your bathing suit?

That is just too gross! How long can those things swim around in a pool? Do they breed in there and make more sperms? I totally grossed out right now, I was just in that pool yesterday!

[Marshall]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

I'm not sure how long decent sperm can live in a pool but jungle sperm and Arab sperm are pretty hardy creatures and are very large. That's why they breed like they do. I have an archived picture of negro sperm swarm. The Arab species is the same size.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: 13 year old pregnant after swimming in pool

What kind of stupid person would believe this idiotic story? It's completely obvious that this little tramp had sex with some Arab guy and then she lied about it to cover it up and save face with this ridiculous story. I repeat: What kind of stupid, buffoonish piece of animal feces would believe this brainless story about a girl getting pregnant without having sex? You would have to be some kind of imbecilic, simple-minded lobotomy patient to even consider a tale this outrageous as being true. The worst part is that now this harlot and her slobbering mongoloid of a mother are going to go around spreading this story as if it were true and people, mostly the kind that were poked by coat hangers in the head when they were fetuses in the womb and drink household cleaning products as if they were soft drinks will believe this ludicrous story to be true. I will repeat one last time, because this story has just made me so mad: if you believe that a woman can get pregnant by any means other than sex or artificial insemination you are a brain-dead, cretinous failed-abortion that should probably be taken in the back yard and have a bullet put in your head. You offer nothing to society if you believe that a woman can get pregnant without having sex and I want nothing to do with you.

Luckily I don't know any Christians that match the above description.