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If the gay & lesbian humans are as smart as penguins, they'll you know that opposite-sex relationships are better and go back into that!
(of course, maybe Pepper could learn a bit from the asexual lifestyle which is followed by us priests)
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If the gay & lesbian humans are as smart as penguins, they'll you know that opposite-sex relationships are better and go back into that!
(of course, maybe Pepper could learn a bit from the asexual lifestyle which is followed by us priests)ACTS 5:29
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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Re: GLORY! SF "gay penguin" couple broken up by female penguin!
Yes, I suppose you Catholics priests praise your false goddess Mary ten times as day because none of you have ran off with a parishioner's wife.Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
Those penguins should have been stoned for thier sin.
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Re: GLORY! SF "gay penguin" couple broken up by female penguin!
...as commanded in the Bible, um, where exactly?Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: GLORY! SF "gay penguin" couple broken up by female penguin!
If every penguin alive today chose to be a homosexual there would be no more penguins in 30 or so years.Comment
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gay penguins are one of the biggest dangers young Christians face today.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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So much for all those insane liberals who say orientation can't be changed! HALLELUJAH!Comment
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Liberal Hollywood didn't start making all these penguin movies until these queer penguins started popping up. Then all of a sudden it was cool to be a penguin.
You know what's really cool? To be a Christian! You'll find that out once you're outside of the walls of the New Jerusalem descending into hellfire while us True Christians are chilling with JESUS inside. Who is cool now?!!sigpic
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That is good news, thank you for sharing.Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
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Praise Jesus! Even literal birdbrains like penguins know that homosexuality is a choice and not something you are born with. Hopefully this wave of realization will sweep all over the rest of the animal kingdom.
EDIT: This gives me an idea for a children's book. There's that one sodomite book that shows two gay penguins raising a chick, teaching youngsters that it is "okay to be gay". This story would be better for kids. With a happy ending where the ex-gay penguin and his new female mate raise the chick while the other gay partner burns in eternity in Penguin Hell!Comment
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I'll sue your butt off! All profits will be tithed, of course!Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
I need to change the ending to fit the new facts , but it's my idea!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Rev. Jim, with my past experience as an illustrator and author, I would be happy to help you with such a great True Christian children's book. Perhaps we could meet after service on Sunday to discuss this. We could call the working title: "The Little Penguin that went to Hell."sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.Comment
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Sue me all you want! This is my idea, I came up with it first! You just threw together that haphazard penguin story after you read my ingenious idea.Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Once I put together my children's book I will give it away as a FREE GIFT* to all television viewers who call into my show....
*With a minimum $100 dollar non-refundable donation to Rev. Jim's Wealth and Health ministries.
See, the Lord works in mysterious ways. No wonder we have met. This can be our ticket toOriginally posted by MidwestCatLady View Postbig buckssaving young children from homosexuality. This is a fantastic idea, Sister CatLady. I will PM you my cell phone number and I happen to be good friends with a Christian publisher who would be more than willing to publish it. Can you fax over some examples from your portfolio to my office?Comment
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OH YEAH!!!!!!
Look at the date! And I did copyright it!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Glory be, Rev. Jim - we HAVE met for a reason! I certainly can fax you over my CV and some samples. However, most of my publications are articles for regional newspapers or for medical publications (to denounce heathen beliefs like MTV and modern medical lies). My illustrations are simple pen and ink . . . that might be perfect for Penguin art.sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.Comment
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That proves nothing. You could've simply gone back right now and edited your old post and thrown your stupid plaigiarized story in there! I said it first, I came up with the idea, I'm going to write the Children's book! If you want, to maybe make peace, I will give you 1% of the profits for "consultation". Do we have a deal???Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostOH YEAH!!!!!!
Look at the date! And I did copyright it!
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