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  • Jenni111
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    • Aug 2009
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    Man has sex with Car

    ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.
    Danny Brawner, 46, was indicted on two counts of aggravated indecent exposure and one count of indecent exposure for the July 28 incident in the parking lot of the Smith's Food and Drug store on 101 Coors Blvd. NW, according to a news release from Bernalillo County District Attorney Kari Brandenburg's office.
    Witnesses told police they saw Brawner "humping" his car's trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said.
    An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car. The officer woke him up and arrested him. The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated.
    Two children saw the alleged sex act, which is why Brawner faces the aggravated indecent exposure charges. They're fourth-degree felonies.
    If convicted on all counts, Brawner could be sentenced to serve up to four years in prison and attend mandatory counseling.
    If convicted of the aggravated indecent exposure charge, under New Mexico law, Brawner would have to register as a sex offender.
    http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/c...r_200908131357









    Since we're on the subject:


    Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

    A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.



    Published: 12:20PM BST 21 May 2008

    Edward Smith with one of his former partners Photo: SWNS


    Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
    "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.



    "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
    "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
    He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
    Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
    But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
    As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
    Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
    But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
    His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
    Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
    Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
    "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
    "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
    "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
    He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
    "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
    "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
    Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.




    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html
  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    • Sep 2008
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    #2
    Re: Man has sex with Car

    This is what happens when a liberal gets elected President! First it's gay marriage, next people are having sex with vehicles! I CANNOT WAIT for The Rapture!
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    • Christiansoldier
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      • Aug 2009
      • 189

      #3
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      Next thing you know, Obama and his libertard allies will start pushing for legalizing car marriages!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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        • Jan 2008
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        #4
        Re: Man has sex with Car

        Disgusting! I see these examples as the modern equivalent of

        Le:20:15: And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

        I feel the cars should be crushed – publicly.
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        • David Goldman
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          • Aug 2009
          • 700

          #5
          Re: Man has sex with Car

          Wow! Sinning IN a car is bad enough (tho perhaps understandable). But sinning WITH a car? Truly these days are likened unto the days of Noah. How long will it take until we see perverse cyborg offspring from such an unnatural coupling? Today's technology is no different than the Nephilim of Noah's day.

          LORD, come quickly, before the land is again polluted with unholy human hybrids.
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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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            • Jun 2009
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            Re: Man has sex with Car

            I don't quite see how this fits together, but in the Book of Isaiah, 3:18-23 we have:

            3:18 In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon,

            3:19 The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers,

            3:20 The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings,

            3:21 The rings, and nose jewels,

            3:22 The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins,

            3:23 The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.

            All of these automobile parts in just a few verses, and now this automotive enamored deviant. Some oddment, or perhaps nothing??
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            • Marshall
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              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #7
              Re: Man has sex with Car

              I love my Deere but not THAT much!
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • David Goldman
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                • Aug 2009
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                #8
                Re: Man has sex with Car

                Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                I don't quite see how this fits together, but in the Book of Isaiah, 3:18-23 we have:

                . . .

                All of these automobile parts in just a few verses, and now this automotive enamored deviant. Some oddment, or perhaps nothing??
                Could be. I was struck by Revelation chapter 9:

                7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

                8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.

                9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.

                10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.


                John paints a pretty scary picture, and it looks like it could be some kind of bio mechanical cyborg, as described by someone 2,000 years in the past.

                If the LORD tarries, no doubt such things will be attempted by heathen scientists in the near future, if not already now.
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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                  • Sep 2006
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                  #9
                  Re: Man has sex with Car

                  Disgusting! He might as well be a Homer!

                  Gives a new meaning to taking it up the ol' tail pipe.
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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    • Dec 2006
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                    #10
                    Re: Man has sex with Car

                    I remember seeing the movie "Herbie" when I was young and unsaved. But Herbie wasn't the demonic vehicles only name! It was also known as "the love bug"! "Herbie" is also very close to "herpes", which can only mean one thing... the movie was designed to let children think that venereal diseases are FUN and something they should WANT TO GET!
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Man has sex with Car

                      This is just disgusting. That man is a pervert, and God hates him for it.

                      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Once was lost
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                        • Feb 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: Man has sex with Car

                        It's not mentioned in the news but i suspect it may be even worst then it sounds. I suspect it may of been one of those jap models.

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                        • Brother Temperance
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #13
                          Re: Man has sex with Car

                          It's only a matter of time before the liberals start insisting that children as young as six have to be given compulsory lessons in how to sodomise a car, all in the name of "diversity" and "political correctness".
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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