[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

My husband does not "steward" my body.

So you married a queer? That explains alot.

Actually, Jesus expects a proper Christian husband to SUBJECTIFY His wife.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Tell the truth now; you're a beard, aren't you.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

I don't think my multiple ear piercings, belly button ring, or tattoos are going to send me to hell.

I don't understand you at all. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that the saved wouldn't have to go to the hell that He had created, and yet you can't be bothered to show your gratitude by not getting piercings and tattoos? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Phoenix Risen]

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I don't understand you at all. Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that the saved wouldn't have to go to the hell that He had created, and yet you can't be bothered to show your gratitude by not getting piercings and tattoos? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

I don't hate Jesus. I have piercings and tattoos because I find them aesthically pleasing.

[Brother Temperance]

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I don't hate Jesus. I have piercings and tattoos because I find them aesthically pleasing.

Jesus doesn't. Why are you so inconsiderate?

So you married a queer? That explains alot.

Am I the only one who thinks that that sounds like some kind of vile mainstream media sitcom? "I married a queer - coming soon to NBC. Starring Pheonix Risen and John Edwards."

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

So you married a queer? That explains alot.

Actually, Jesus expects a proper Christian husband to SUBJECTIFY His wife.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


He's straight. he simply agrees with me that a woman's body belongs to her. He doesn't try to tell me what clothes to wear, what cosmetics to use, where I can go, with whom I can associate, etc. He will tell me if he especially likes or dislikes something, and sometimes I change it to please him, and sometimes I don't change it if it pleases me.
It works both ways. I don't tell him what to wear or where to go, or choose his friends for him. I express my opinion, and sometimes he changes things to please me, and sometimes he does what pleases him.
He has a life of his own, I have a life of my own, and we have parts of our lives that we sahre with each other. It works for us.
We have affection, not subjection.

Tell the truth now; you're a beard, aren't you.

Nope - hubby is the only one in our house capable of growing facial hair.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

My husband does not "steward" my body.

Well, at least you didn't marry a Wiccan. He'd want to "stew" your body.

Now, STOP HATING JESUS!

[Brother Temperance]

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Nope - hubby is the only one in our house capable of growing facial hair.

According to the description of that hellhole you live in, it sounds like your husband is probably also the only one in your house capable of shaving their legs!

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

According to the description of that hellhole you live in, it sounds like your husband is probably also the only one in your house capable of shaving their legs!

What hellhole? A household where mutual respect is practiced? Trust me, it makes things quite pleasant for both of us.

[Brother V]

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I don't think my multiple ear piercings, belly button ring, or tattoos are going to send me to hell.

Friend, Jesus was a RAD DUDE!

He had some peircings.

One in each hand, through both feet and also a gouge taken out of his side.

Friend, in the first post in this thread we saw where the LORD said not to do that.

Friend, this is just another example of how Jesus temporarily became an abomination, so you don't have to.

Another example is that Jesus hung from the tree.

Deuteronomy 21:23 His body shall not remain all night upon the tree, but thou shalt in any wise bury him that day; (for he that is hanged is accursed of God; ) that thy land be not defiled, which the LORD thy God giveth thee for an inheritance.

Friend, Jesus died for you. He became the thing we aren't supposed to be. Just because He did it, doesn't mean you can do it to.

(and i'm sorry to hear you don't have eyebrows.)

YIC
V

[Phoenix Risen]

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(and i'm sorry to hear you don't have eyebrows.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Where did you get the idea that I had no eyebrows?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Where did you get the idea that I had no eyebrows?

Probably from the comment you made about having no facial hair.

You may decide what you do with your body here in this temporal realm, Phoenix; but Jesus will decide what is done with it for all eternity. You would do well to listen to his instructions before it is too late and your sorry behind has been dropkicked into the lake of Fire.

And I hope that you haven't named yourself after a character in that abomination of a film called "X-men".

[Phoenix Risen]

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Probably from the comment you made about having no facial hair.

Ah - I see. I guess I should have specified whiskers.

You may decide what you do with your body here in this temporal realm, Phoenix; but Jesus will decide what is done with it for all eternity. You would do well to listen to his instructions before it is too late and your sorry behind has been dropkicked into the lake of Fire.

Physical bodies don't go to heaven or to hell - they rot.

And I hope that you haven't named yourself after a character in that abomination of a film called "X-men".

Actually, I like X-men, but no, that's not wher the name came from. When I found out that my ex was being unfaithful, and going through a very nasty divorce over it, I felt as though my world had turned to ashes. I spent a while feeling sorry for myself, until I realized that I was better off without him, and began to live my life the way I wanted to. I took the name Phoenix to signify my having brought myself back to life out of the ashes.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Actually, I like X-men, but no, that's not wher the name came from. When I found out that my ex was being unfaithful, and going through a very nasty divorce over it, I felt as though my world had turned to ashes. I spent a while feeling sorry for myself, until I realized that I was better off without him, and began to live my life the way I wanted to. I took the name Phoenix to signify my having brought myself back to life out of the ashes.

certain irony there Phoenix; only Jesus can truly bring you back from the dead and by abandoning your husband and taking up with another man your actions have preclude Christ from doing that.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

certain irony there Phoenix; only Jesus can truly bring you back from the dead and by abandoning your husband and taking up with another man your actions have preclude Christ from doing that.

My ex abandoned me the first time he crawled into another woman's bed. I am now married to a man who truly loves and respects me. If Jesus would send me to hell for that, so be it.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

Physical bodies don't go to heaven or to hell - they rot.

No, physical bodies are resurrected at the Day of Judgment, at the end of the world. Read your Bible . . .

So God will see then exactly what you did to yourself.