[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Tattoo Parlour?

My ex abandoned me the first time he crawled into another woman's bed. I am now married to a man who truly loves and respects me. If Jesus would send me to hell for that, so be it.

If your husband really loved you, he'd show you who's boss. All he's doing now is helping ensure that you spend eternity in satan's rape rooms. Face it, your husband is a girly-man. A sissy. God hates that.

[Phoenix Risen]

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If your husband really loved you, he'd show you who's boss. All he's doing now is helping ensure that you spend eternity in satan's rape rooms. Face it, your husband is a girly-man. A sissy. God hates that.

There is no boss in our house - we are equals.
He's a man who is confident in his manhood, and so does not need to resort to violence to prove it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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There is no boss in our house - we are equals.
He's a man who is confident in his manhood, and so does not need to resort to violence to prove it.

DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!!!!!

I'm sick and tired of you making all of our thread about you and your wussified hubby. No wonder he is a sissy, pansy boy. If I were married to a Rosanne Barr-ish type dyke like you I'd become a sissyboy too. In fact, I'd probably kill myself. I'm sure he wants to.

Now this thread is NOT about you. It's about how disgusting tattoos are.

These two morons are prime examples. They thought they were doing it for JESUS. But JESUS hates them for desecrating their bodies

NOW SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FAG OF A HUSBAND ALREADY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Phoenix Risen]

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DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!!!!!

I'm sick and tired of you making all of our thread about you and your wussified hubby. No wonder he is a sissy, pansy boy. If I were married to a Rosanne Barr-ish type dyke like you I'd become a sissyboy too. In fact, I'd probably kill myself. I'm sure he wants to.

Now this thread is NOT about you. It's about how disgusting tattoos are.

These two morons are prime examples. They thought they were doing it for JESUS. But JESUS hates them for desecrating their bodies

NOW SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FAG OF A HUSBAND ALREADY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

I believe the subject of husbands was raised by one of your guys when he mentioned my husband being the steward of my body. He shouldn't have started it if he couldn't finish it.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I believe the subject of husbands was raised by one of your guys when he mentioned my husband being the steward of my body. He shouldn't have started it if he couldn't finish it.

Are you supprised that we men find it hard to discuss castration?

[Brother V]

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My ex abandoned me the first time he crawled into another woman's bed. I am now married to a man who truly loves and respects me. If Jesus would send me to hell for that, so be it.

You realize that there is only 1 reason for divorce in the Bible (kjv1611)?

Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

When you left your husband and took up with another man, you became an adulteress.

For that, friend, you get a one way ticket to hell.

Galatians 5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

That's you.

I guess it doesn't really matter if you get a tattoo, because it'll be burned off in the lake of fire anyway.

Heck, it doesn't really matter what you do at all, because you are going to hell. Until you stop being an adulteress, you are committing sin. Every night you get into bed with your loving husband, you are sinning. (elsewhere I mentioned how many times God forgives a unique sin, I suggest you look it up). Friend, you waste God's time.

But there is a way out.

You need to become a widow to your first husband. You will be an adultress (and also cause your current husband to also go to hell because he's committing adultery with you) until your first husband is dead.

God can and will only forgive you, when you stop sinning.

FYI, gun cleaning accidents happen more often than you'd think.

YIC
V

[Brother Temperance]

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You realize that there is only 1 reason for divorce in the Bible (kjv1611)?

Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

When you left your husband and took up with another man, you became an adulteress.

But there is a way out.

You need to become a widow to your first husband. You will be an adultress (and also cause your current husband to also go to hell because he's committing adultery with you) until your first husband is dead.

God can and will only forgive you, when you stop sinning.

FYI, gun cleaning accidents happen more often than you'd think.

YIC
V

Surely, now she's left her husband and started fornicating with some other ladyboy, her husband now has due cause to leave her and put her away for fornication? In other words, the fact that she's committed adultery means that her marriage can now be dissolved, meaning she wouldn't be committing adultery any more?

[OnYourKnees]

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Surely, now she's left her husband and started fornicating with some other ladyboy, her husband now has due cause to leave her and put her away for fornication? In other words, the fact that she's committed adultery means that her marriage can now be dissolved, meaning she wouldn't be committing adultery any more?

Does that mean she has to go through divorce court a second time?

[Roberta]

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I have two tattoos--an angel and a yellow rose. They are visible only when I am completely nekkid. I am considering getting a third tattoo on my buttocks.

I have seen many religious tattoos. The Mexican who cleans my pool is named Hayzus and he has a large tattoo of Jesus exposing a bare heart on his chest.

Are tattoos proscribed by the KJB?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have two tattoos--an angel and a yellow rose. They are visible only when I am completely nekkid. I am considering getting a third tattoo on my buttocks.

I have seen many religious tattoos. The Mexican who cleans my pool is named Hayzus and he has a large tattoo of Jesus exposing a bare heart on his chest.

Are tattoos proscribed by the KJB?

First of all, young lady; LOWER YOUR ARMS! We do not need to be treated to the spectacle of seeing the tarantulas growing in those pits. Proper True Christian™ ladies remove such unsightliness. What are you, a hippie or something?

As for tattoos, if you had read this thread from the beginning you would have run across the following scripture:

Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

If you hold out any hope for salvation, then you'll need to get those vile markings eradicated from your body. But before you do, perhaps it would be best to send me some photos of the tattoos you already have, so that I might better judge their unholiness. Both close-ups and full-body poses will be fine.

I'd also like to suggest that you proceed to our "introductions" section and start a thread for yourself. We would like to hear all about you, and welcome you properly.

[Yellow Rose]

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Are you asking me to send pictures of my left breast and pubic area? I do not think that pictures like that would be welcomed on this site.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you asking me to send pictures of my left breast and pubic area? I do not think that pictures like that would be welcomed on this site.

I was addressing Roberta, who had shared her sinful behavior with us.

Have you too scarred your body in defiance of God's commandment?

If you feel embarrassed about showing them to a True Christian™ Pastor, then how will you feel when Jesus takes a look?

Your shame is well placed. Any photographs should be sent to me privately.

[The Widow Anna]

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Gosh, if only there had been a parlour like this when Able was alive and in his young flighty years. Let me explain. I'll admit, there was a time in our lives where we had not yet accepted Jesus and saw fit to commit all manner of ungodly sins. In fact, Able even learnt to cook! Anyhow, one day when we were out about town, he spied a tattoo parlour and made the decision to marr the perfect flesh that God himself had given him! Well, I was appalled, even then, but he went on with it anyway and received a hideous likening of a bulldog smoking a cigarette, with its paw on the crotch of another (male) bulldog next to it. After this incident we left each other and I found Jesus. Soon after, Able joined me in the church and had to have this monstrosity removed. After many hours of prayer and consultation with the pastors, one of them got the kitchen knife, said a prayer and clean sliced off that bit of blasphemy! Boy, Able really bled for Christ that day. Infact, after a pint or so, he was admitted to hospital, but that's a story for another time. Anyway, I've rambled on so much here, like the woman I am, but the point I wanted to make was, though Able did have this abomination inked into his skin, it would have been, even marginally, better in the eyes of God, if it hadn't involved homosexuality.

[Roberta]

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I guess there are two of us with "yellow rose" tattoos. I have read the "Yellow Rose" profile and it sounds like she is a very shallow woman from Tex-Mex with a body filled with a DuPont chemical.

My tattoos are depictions of two of God's most beautiful creations-the rose and the angel. This woman from Teaxas sounds like a shaved plastic Barbie doll. I would bet her tattoos are lascivious.

[Mr. Jingles]

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I guess there are two of us with "yellow rose" tattoos. I have read the "Yellow Rose" profile and it sounds like she is a very shallow woman from Tex-Mex with a body filled with a DuPont chemical.

My tattoos are depictions of two of God's most beautiful creations-the rose and the angel. This woman from Teaxas sounds like a shaved plastic Barbie doll. I would bet her tattoos are lascivious.

Listen, Alanis Morissette, if you're going to tattoo yourself, then do it right. On your left breast tattoo 'i'm going' & on your right breast tattoo 'to Hell.' At least have the decency to admit the truth to yourself.