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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22884

    #1

    Satanic Sodomite's Letters Sell for $450,000

    Filth and pornography were sold as unpublished letters of the 19th century (so-called) poet Lord Byron were auctioned off.

    As America slept in the peaceful sleep of the Godly, Landover missed the opportunity to buy these letters and burn them. They have no place in making the world a fit place for the return of Our Savior.

    Quote from Wickedpedia: Despite being a descendant of King James I, Byron resolved to escape the censure of British society (due to allegations of sodomy and incest) by living abroad, thereby freeing himself of the need to conceal his sexual interests (MacCarthy pp. 86, 314)

    This, from today’s Times of London England

    Byron’s vitriolic letters on rivals and religion set auction record. A collection of Byron’s letters in which he describes a stormy affair with a servant girl, attacks Christianity and dismisses his rival poet as William “Turdsworth” were sold yesterday for more than £250,000 ($450,000). The price is a world record for a series of letters or a manuscript by a British romantic poet, Sotheby’s said.

    The letters, many of which are unpublished and have not been seen by scholars since the 19th century, reveal a highly personal side of the poet — described by his lover Lady Caroline Lamb [Edit: some mad woman he went “in unto” a couple of times] as “mad, bad and dangerous to know”. The recipient was a clergyman, Francis Hodgson, who was no doubt scandalised by some of his friend’s exploits, although the two had a deep friendship that endured over many years. [Edit: "deep friendship = pair of homers – Anglican clergy have always been into that]

    […]

    Byron writes happily from Portugal, noting that “the inhabitants have few vices except lice and sodomy”.
    He got that one right but then goes on to spit and spew hatred into God’s Face

    As Hodgson began to make attempts to convert Byron to religious orthodoxy, the poet offered sharp critiques of Christianity: “The Basis of your religion is injustice, the Son of God the pure, the immaculate, the innocent is sacrificed for the Guilty, this proves his heroism, but no more does away Man’s guilt, than a schoolboy’s volunteering to be flogged for another would exculpate the dunce from negligence, or preserve him from the Rod.”
    I’ll translate that for you, as Byron was obviously high on drugs at the time, “Jesus’ Supreme Sacrifice on the Cross for our sins is the same as if I took the rap for someone else. The other person is still guilty and still deserves to be punished.”!

    Such lies! Such lack of logic!

    Even more shocking, perhaps, was the description of an affair with a servant, Sarah Vaughan, which ended when Byron discovered her involvement with another man. The girl lost her job and reputation, and Byron captures her anger as she leaves “still threatening perdition, ‘thunder, horror guts & death’ ”. He adds: “I presume she will rave herself quiet.”
    Now here, we can see that Byron is quite right. The lesson is, “Just because you tell the truth, people think you are hateful.”


    Just as Satan has given us the word “Satanic” Byron has given the world the word “Byronic:”

    adjective: Having characteristics of the poet George Gordon Byron, such as being melancholic, passionate, and melodramatic, and having disregard for societal norms. (my emphasis)[/quote]

    ETYMOLOGY:

    After poet George Gordon Byron, later Noel, 6th Baron Byron of Rochdale (1788-1824), who displayed such characteristics, as did his poetry, i.e. a flawed character marked by great passion who exhibits disrespect for social institutions and is self-destructive.

    Please scour your lofts looking for other objectionable scribblings and your libraries for works by this evil abomination and then burn them.
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Satanic Sodomite's Letters Sell for $450,000

    I've never heard of this guy. Is he in prison or is he the mayor of London? Neither one would surprise me.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Satanic Sodomite's Letters Sell for $450,000

      Was that "Byronic" or just "moronic"? Also, that homer obviously didn't see the justice and mercy in God's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to avert His own wrath.
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      • Nurse Clampett
        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 974

        #4
        Re: Satanic Sodomite's Letters Sell for $450,000

        Byron is still seen as a hero in Greece. Hmmm, I wonder why.
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: Satanic Sodomite's Letters Sell for $450,000

          He looked like a queer.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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