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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #1

    USA defeats Muslins

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579640,00.html

    Normally, Landover would not comment on matters of National Security but our close links with The Department of Faith and Fox News have allow us to state that this report is broadly true and that we hope to make the block permanent. We feel assured that God does not want false prophets wandering the Earth stirring up dissent.
    Ahmadinejad Reportedly Claims U.S. is Blocking Return of Mankind's Savior
    Monday, December 07, REUTERS Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad speaks in Caracas, Venezuela on Nov. 25.

    Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims the United States is attempting to thwart the return of mankind's savior, according to reports from Al Arabiya, a television news station based in Dubai.

    Ahmadinejad reportedly claims he has documented evidence that the U.S. is blocking the return of Mahdi, the Imam believed by Muslims to be the savior.

    “We have documented proof that they believe that a descendant of the prophet of Islam will raise in these parts and he will dry the roots of all injustice in the world,” Ahmadinejad said during a speech on Monday, according to Al Arabiya.

    "They have devised all these plans to prevent the coming of the Hidden Imam because they know that the Iranian nation is the one that will prepare the grounds for his coming and will be the supporters of his rule," Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying.

    Ahmadinejad continued the rant by claiming there have been plots by both the West as well as countries in the East to wipe out his country, according to Iranian news Web site Tabak.

    "They have planned to annihilate Iran. This is why all policymakers and analysts believe Iran is the true winner in the Middle East," Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying by the site. He also alleged that foreign nations seek to control Iran's oil and natural resources.

    "In Afghanistan, they are caught like an animal in a quagmire. But instead of pulling their troops out to save themselves, they are deploying more soldiers. Even if they stay in Afghanistan for another 50 years they will be forced to leave with disgrace — because this is a historical experience," Ahmadinejad reportedly said.

    "They know themselves that they need Iran in the Middle East, but because of their arrogance they do not want to accept this reality. They are nothing without the Iranian nation and all their rhetoric is because they don't want to appear weak.
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    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Bryan Tamariki
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    • Aug 2007
    • 285

    #2
    Re: USA defeats Muslins

    This sort of craziness is not uncommon coming from Muck-mould I'm-mad-dinner-jacket (Ahmadinejad) given his Joo-Shi'ite religious background.

    Shi'ite Islam, in so as far as I understand, originated as an extreme faction that broke away from mainstream Islamism after Moohammed's death. 'Shi'ite' simply means 'followers of Ali'. Ali was Moohammed's even more crazy cousin , who was assassinated by some of Moohammed's saner political allies because they wanted a relatively rational leader 'caliph' (similar in meaning to the Roman word 'caesar') to succeed Moohammed.

    While Sunni Islam concentrated on tyrannical imperialist expansion through the caliphs, the Shi'ites concentrated on religious extremism - to the extent that most of today's Islamofascists are Shi'ite.

    Among the most extreme of the Shi'i'tes are the 'Twelvers', who believe that after Moohammed's death there were only 12 authentic 'Imams' (the Muslin term for 'holy fathers / popes') including Ali, who all lived lives like Moohammed (as war crazed, blaspheming pediphiles?). So 13 Imams in total, the same number as a satanist coven!

    The 12th Imam who was called Moohammed the Mahdi (the Muslin form of 'AntiChrist'), probably died in hiding from Sunni persecution - but the Twelvers' claim he was taken up to heaven in a similar way to Elijah. The Mahdi's second coming is pretty much a plagiarised version of Christ's triumphant return, with signs and portents etc. The Mahdi (according to the Twelvers) will defeat all the enemies of the Shi'ites and rule the world on behalf of allah .

    Which poses the question: If this hogwash is true and the Mahdi's return will be the furfilment of divine prophesy, as the Shi'ites believe, then how could 'the Great Satan' of the United States possibly block his return, like Ahmadinejad claims?
    Joshua 24:15
    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878

      #3
      Re: USA defeats Muslins

      Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
      […]The 12th Imam who was called Moohammed the Mahdi (the Muslin form of 'AntiChrist'), probably died in hiding from Sunni persecution - but the Twelvers' claim he was taken up to heaven in a similar way to Elijah. The Mahdi's second coming is pretty much a plagiarised version of Christ's triumphant return, with signs and portents etc. The Mahdi (according to the Twelvers) will defeat all the enemies of the Shi'ites and rule the world on behalf of allah.
      An explanation that has left me happy in my lack of knowledge about these moon worshipers; there are some things that just fill up the brain and can be of no use as a road map to Salvation™. All this rubbish about returning from the dead, being taken up to heaven cannot be accepted – just think of it for a moment – it’s ridiculous. Only God does that and does He not teach against false gods?
      Which poses the question: If this hogwash is true and the Mahdi's return will be the furfilment of divine prophesy, as the Shi'ites believe, then how could 'the Great Satan' of the United States possibly block his return, like Ahmadinejad claims?
      I can only assume that this Mahdi is somewhere in the US but cannot get through airport security; though why he cannot walkover to Godless Canukistan is a mystery – perhaps he has bad feet or something.

      It is, of course not beyind the bounds of possibility that this Mahdi requires a visa for Iran and the Iranians are secretly denying him the visa in order to foment a war!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: USA defeats Muslins

        If the mooselimbs are so bent out of shape because their magic man's arrival keeps being mysteriously delayed, we True Christians™ can just point and laugh (and then leave this tract in Islamistani).
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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