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  • Once was lost
    ...but now is found.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2009
    • 490
    #1

    A Christian needs our help.

    Proposal would rename Mount Diablo to Mount Ronald Reagan

    http://www.contracostatimes.com/news/ci_14284156


    Every once in a while we see a fine Christian such as Arthur here appear. If we all throw our support his way we can strike a blow to the Devil and support one of the greatest American Presidents of all time. I'm sure Ronald is in Heaven smiling at the idea.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: A Christian needs our help.

      Praise Jesus! What many of you don't know is that "diablo" is Italian for satan, and the Californians love satan, so it is more than fitting that the name be changed to one of the greatest Presidents of all time.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • satan's favorite holeboy
          Unsaved Trash, unrepentant queer
          • Jan 2010
          • 87
          #3
          Re: A Christian needs our help.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          What many of you don't know is that "diablo" is Italian for satan.
          Actually, it is Spanish for devil.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309
              #4
              Re: A Christian needs our help.

              I always thought it was Mexican for devil. But I think Wops and Wetbacks have the same words for a lot of things.

              This man has a wonderful idea here. It will strike a blow against Satan, Mexicans, Italians, and their LieBeral enablers. Pastor, this might call for a Godly mission to that hotbed of sin, California!
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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22355
                  #5
                  Re: A Christian needs our help.

                  Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
                  Actually, it is Spanish for devil.
                  Your point being?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • satan's favorite holeboy
                      Unsaved Trash, unrepentant queer
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 87
                      #6
                      Re: A Christian needs our help.

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Your point being?
                      My point being that, once again, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has provided you with incorrect information.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22355
                          #7
                          Re: A Christian needs our help.

                          Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
                          My point being that, once again, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has provided you with incorrect information.
                          He said "diablo" is a bad word in some weird language, you said "diablo" is a bad word in some weird language. I fail to see the difference.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • satan's favorite holeboy
                              Unsaved Trash, unrepentant queer
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 87
                              #8
                              Re: A Christian needs our help.

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              He said "diablo" is a bad word in some weird language, you said "diablo" is a bad word in some weird language. I fail to see the difference.
                              You don't see the difference between Spanish and Italian?
                              Well, I guess you wouldn't, as you view all foreigners as equally unfortunate beings.

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                                • alt...
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 1
                                  #9
                                  Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                  Your point being?
                                  point being your a dumb ass

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                                    • Nobar King
                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                      Christ's Guardian
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 23748
                                      #10
                                      Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                      That would be a fitting way to honor our greatest president. Who would want to live near Mt. Diablo, anyway? Hopefully they'll rename all of the streets around there, too. No more need for Diablo way, Diablo ave., Diablo st., Diablo Valley jr. college, etc...
                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                           
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 22355
                                          #11
                                          Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                          Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
                                          You don't see the difference between Spanish and Italian?
                                          There is a difference?
                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78552
                                              #12
                                              Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                              There is a difference?
                                              Exactly my poiint. They're all garlic-eating, stinky little greasy wops who offend Jesus by worshiping the pope of Rome.

                                              Mount Reagan is a much more decent name.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • True Disciple
                                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Nov 2009
                                                  • 2445
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                                  Come on, let's not nitpick about what language is what. To me they're all spaghetti-swallowing, bull-chasing, pinata-bursting idiots who refuse to speak Godly English. Not worthy of any further mention.

                                                  Let's support this glorious idea! I like how this Godly Man rebuked the Godless US Board on Geographic Names when they claimed that Reagan wasn't eligible because he wasn't dead long enough yet:

                                                  Mijares argued that the devil, or "diablo," was a "living person" so that name should also be prohibited.
                                                  So simple, to show the hypocrisy of these Satanists to the world!
                                                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                                  Amen.

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                                                    • satan's favorite holeboy
                                                      Unsaved Trash, unrepentant queer
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 87
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                                      Come on, let's not nitpick about what language is what. To me they're all spaghetti-swallowing, bull-chasing, pinata-bursting idiots who refuse to speak Godly English. Not worthy of any further mention.
                                                      Are you kidding me?? You are saying that you think Mexicans eat spaghetti? I guarantee if I ask you what Mexican's eat, you would say tacos or roaches or something, not spaghetti. So in short, you say that you do recognize that there is a difference between Spanish and Italian. Thank you for your generous support!

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                                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                                           
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 22355
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: A Christian needs our help.

                                                          Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
                                                          I guarantee if I ask you what Mexican's eat, you would say tacos or roaches or something, not spaghetti.
                                                          They all eat weird non American food, so I still fail to see the difference.
                                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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