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  • Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too late

    Poor Terri Schiavo; I remember how we True Christians™ did our very best to save her, prayer upon prayer -- and post upon post -- protesting her impending murder ... but to no avail. However, should another patient from the LORD's Vegetable Garden be made a poster child for the pro-euthanasia brigade, we may be able to beat them at their own game -- with science, no less. Ha! I'd wager they wouldn't be expecting that from us.

    Vegetative state patients can respond to questions


    Scientists have been able to reach into the mind of a brain-damaged man and communicate with his thoughts.

    The research, carried out at in the UK and in Belgium, involved a new brain scanning method.

    Awareness was detected in three other patients previously diagnosed as being in a vegetative state.

    The study in the New England Journal of Medicine shows that scans can detect signs of awareness in patients thought to be closed off from the world.

    Patients in a vegetative state are awake, not in a coma, but have no awareness because of severe brain damage.

    Scanning technique

    The scientists used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) which shows brain activity in real time.

    They asked patients and healthy volunteers to imagine playing tennis while they were being scanned.

    In each of the volunteers this stimulated activity in the pre-motor cortex, part of the brain which deals with movement.

    This also happened in four out of 23 of the patients presumed to be in a vegetative state. [...]
    Article in full, here.
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    Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

    Jesus weeps Mrs Rogers.

    No doubt some day soon they will develop a way to communicate with the poor unborn Souls that are the millions of Aborted Fetus's murdered every year.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Jesus weeps Mrs Rogers.

      No doubt some day soon they will develop a way to communicate with the poor unborn Souls that are the millions of Aborted Fetus's murdered every year.
      Wouldn't that be wonderful, Talitha? Imagine the racket all those tiny, angry voices would make -- any woman considering abortion would be nagged into submission.

      As for Terri, I've always taken comfort in the fact that the LORD was listening to her silent chattering, even if no one else could hear her. I suspect she was quite the conversationalist!
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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        Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

        And again science is just catching up to what God has already said for ages.

        Poor Terri.
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #5
          Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

          NEVER FORGET TERRI! NEVER!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Mr.Pastor Zeke, i wants you to no i never ever gonna forgets Miss.Terri, cuz when she were alives i useds this here avatars on a false christain forums





            i wanteds to show them bad christains that Miss.Terri be real actives an stuff, that she not be a cabbages but they got real mads an then they banneds me . but it were ok cuz i knowed that there be them christain truths on landover forums, yay!

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            • #7
              Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

              Science is still behind the curve here when compared to us Christians. Senator Frisk just need to look into the Martyr Shavio's eyes from a video footage and see that she was an alert and functioning human being (who needed to be cared for NOT at the tax payer expense) Senator Frisk did not need MRA scans of her brain, Frisk just needed to listen to Jesus. This would have all gone much better if they just listened to US Congress.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                Re: Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too lat

                Vegetable interviewing technique developed five years too late

                When I saw this headline, I thought it might also lead into discussing how things are going with the "Doggie Psychologists."

                Has Fido gotten over his urges to Marry the legs of total strangers? Has Rover been cured of her propensity to poop on the streets?

                Alas, it's poor Sister Schiavo again.
                May she never Die

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