kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

[Petal]

i founded a real scary artickle abouts a bad kitty called Mr.Oscar here be picture of Mr.Oscar



he live in one of them old folk homes an he just no when folk are gonna dies, an that be a abominashuns cuz it mean that he kinda be predickting the futures or somethang, he gots them evil powers he be a wicker familiars even tho there be no wicker , an i bets he make lord God real mads

A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them. <--- that be Leviticus 20:27

in the artickle a man say that he think Mr.Oscar can schmell somethang calleds ketones an that be why he a death-stalkers but i thinks that kitty just be plain evils, an maybee he even killeds them folk himselfs he so sneakys, he snuck around an murdereds 50 oldin folk, he be a killer kitty

here be artickle if you wants to reads it

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

Hurry up before Obama appoints him to a death panel.

By the way, can anyone show me where ketones are mentioned in Scripture?

[SUV]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

It's well known that cats, the Spawns of Satan, go around suffocating Innocent Babes in their cradles by laying on their faces.

How Perfectly awful to see that they have now accelerated this vile practice to 'off' the elderly

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!



And in the picture, he looks like such a sweet cat! But the article says he does know stuff, so I bet he is witch's cat! The Bible is pretty clear on what should be done.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

They should take him to the vet and have him put to sleep. If they try to kill him with rocks, it might get a little messy.

Or I guess they could take him outside and just shoot him too, poor little kitty.



Tammi

[Steve the sodomite]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

Think I could borrow that cat for a week or two? There are some old folks in this neighborhood I'd like to see disappear.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

So how does this magical cat know when they patient is dying, it talks to them?

Oh the secularists and there nonsense. Magical animals, were do they get that. A Christian has no time for this silliness.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

Think I could borrow that cat for a week or two? There are some old folks in this neighborhood I'd like to see disappear.

I am thinking about a slightly different approach here. How about we lock the cat and you up in a dark small space and then we throw away the key. Then you can get some practice getting tortured (the cat will probably try to eat you) and you will be better prepared for the real thing. Eternal damnation to hell. Also after the cat has finished eating you it would die so we would solve 2 problems that way.

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

[Steve the sodomite]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

I am thinking about a slightly different approach here. How about we lock the cat and you up in a dark small space and then we throw away the key. Then you can get some practice getting tortured (the cat will probably try to eat you) and you will be better prepared for the real thing. Eternal damnation to hell. Also after the cat has finished eating you it would die so we would solve 2 problems that way.

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels"

That wouldn't be so bad! I love kitties!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

That wouldn't be so bad! I love kitties!

You are an idiot. Your parents probably gave up on you years ago. No real friends either I presume? Have fun in hell .

Proverbs 18:24 "A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

Cranky, he probably has an imaginary friend that he talks to every day. I bet he even believes that it listens and responds and magically does things for him!

As for the evil kitty . . . Look how fat it is. You know why it's fat? It's a demon kitty, and it's well fed on a special diet of questioning souls!

Those old people die because the cat comes when they are in a moment of doubt about God, and swallows their souls!!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: kevorkian kitty need to be stoneds to deaths!

As for the evil kitty . . . Look how fat it is. You know why it's fat? It's a demon kitty, and it's well fed on a special diet of questioning souls!

If you look mat his chin, it looks like he has a little goatee, too.

Pure European decadance.

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