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    Where do YOU think Pastor Ezekiel is?

    There are so many possibilities. Which do you think is right?
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    He's been abducted by Iceland and held for ransom, but they don't know how to write, so no note.
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    He's been brainwashed by hippies and is now spouting about Peace and Love at an airport.
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    President Obama has made him his "beeyatch".
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    He has run off with Beaux McManus.
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    He is on an undercover mission for the DOF related to Project Habbakuk.
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    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    Re: Where do YOU think Pastor Ezekiel is?

    I got a garbled text message from him a few days ago, something about the 'FIB'? detaining him and he texted something like 'Hutaree'? and lawyer.

    I have no idea what he was talking about, and he didn't snswer the text I sent him asking for clarification.

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      Re: Where do YOU think Pastor Ezekiel is?

      Zec:2:2 ... I may have said too much...
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #4
        Re: Where do YOU think Pastor Ezekiel is?

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        I got a garbled text message from him a few days ago, something about the 'FIB'? detaining him and he texted something like 'Hutaree'? and lawyer.

        I have no idea what he was talking about, and he didn't answer the text I sent him asking for clarification.
        He's involved with the Hutaree?!

        Please tell me "Habbakuk" isn't a code name for "Hutaree" . . .
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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