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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22872

    #1

    Christopher Hitchens undergoing chemotherapy

    I am looking forward to a severe attack of reality, as Mr Hitchens cries out to the Lord, The Only Salvation, to save him from Hell.

    However, we all know what The Lord’s answer will be:

    Proverb:1:22: How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
    Proverb:1:23: Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
    Proverb:1:24: Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
    Proverb:1:25: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof
    :
    Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    Proverb:1:27: When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
    Proverb:1:28: Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
    Proverb:1:29: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
    Proverb:1:30: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
    Proverb:1:31: Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
    Proverb:1:32: For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

    http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...ns-chemo_N.htm

    WASHINGTON (AP) — British author Christopher Hitchens says he must undergo chemotherapy on his esophagus and has canceled some engagements.

    The 61-year-old Hitchens, whose most recent book, Hitch-22, is on Publishers Weekly's best-sellers list, posted a message on his publisher's website that he had been told by his doctor that he must undergo a course of chemotherapy. Hitchens expressed regret for having to cancel engagements on short notice.

    His publisher issued a statement saying the author was being given his privacy during the treatments.

    The author, essayist and columnist lives in Washington, D.C. He has written more than a dozen books and enjoyed surprising commercial success three years ago with God Is Not Great, a direct attack on religion.

    So much for "enjoyment" God has smitten him!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Christopher Hitchens undergoing chemotherapy

    Praise Jesus for answering my constant imprecatory prayers by smiting this fat drunken Godmocker where it counts. My plan now is to show up at his deathbed and convert him to Christ. What a feather in my pastoral cap that would be! I'd be a shoe-in for this year's Pastor of the Year award!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Christopher Hitchens undergoing chemotherapy

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Praise Jesus for answering my constant imprecatory prayers by smiting this fat drunken Godmocker where it counts. My plan now is to show up at his deathbed and convert him to Christ. What a feather in my pastoral cap that would be! I'd be a shoe-in for this year's Pastor of the Year award!
      I'll pray for your success Pastor.
      Drama queen

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