Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LORD!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Atheists everywhere are scrambling to explain away a veritable miracle that has recently taken place: The image of Jesus Christ appearing the feathers of a chicken. We know that this is indeed a miracle because how could it be a coincidence? How can you look at that and say it was randomly formed? You can't! It has the hallmarks of an intelligent design behind it.

Furthermore, this is proof that Jesus Christ is real and died for our sins. You don't see Muhammed or Buddha in those chicken's feathers, do you? In fact, do you ever see false heathen gods in chickens, frying pans, oil slicks, windows, or tortillas?

Jesus chooses to appear in a sundry of mundane places to show people that He is real and He is everywhere.

Owner Mitchell Grainger, 25, spotted the face of Christ in a photo of his pet chicken having a dust bath.


Grainger told Halesowen News: 'I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ when I saw the picture. The face of Jesus is clear to see and when I showed my mom she even pointed out the ring of thorns.'


Gloria, of Rowley Regis, West Midlands, obviously has someone watching over her, after miraculously escaping a vicious fox attack.



'It is strange that it would appear on Gloria because not long ago she was the only chicken out of 20 that wasn’t killed by a fox. She was standing on the step when he came and miraculously wasn’t touched' Grainger added.


'That's why we called her Gloria, after Gloria Gaynor’s song I Will Survive.'


MORE: Our top five unexpected appearances of Jesus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

Atheists everywhere are scrambling to explain away a veritable miracle that has recently taken place: The image of Jesus Christ appearing the feathers of a chicken. We know that this is indeed a miracle because how could it be a coincidence? How can you look at that and say it was randomly formed? You can't! It has the hallmarks of an intelligent design behind it.

Furthermore, this is proof that Jesus Christ is real and died for our sins. You don't see Muhammed or Buddha in those chicken's feathers, do you? In fact, do you ever see false heathen gods in chickens, frying pans, oil slicks, windows, or tortillas?

Jesus chooses to appear in a sundry of mundane places to show people that He is real and He is everywhere.

Praise Him! The Lord obviously spared His holy chicken from that fox attack to spread His message of peace by appearing on the back of the blessed bird!

What I wouldn't give for an omelette made from His chosen chicken's holy eggs!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

There is no possible materialistic explanation for Christ's image to appear on a chicken.

GOD EXISTS! End of Discussion.

[Petal]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

'That's why we called her Gloria, after Gloria Gaynor’s song I Will Survive.'

i not thinks that were a good reasons to call her Miss.Gloria, but it not matter no mores cuz nows her name take on a brand noo meanings. lord God putted one of them dead langooages into my brains just for this post he wants me to say this here, cuz it be true

Gloria in excelsis Deo

Miss.Gloria be a holy an solemns chickens, she have them lord God dignitys

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

Zacchaeus had to climb a tree to see Our Lord. We just have to wait to see Him in the right chicken, grilled-cheese sandwich, or tree bark. Praise!

[DerekB]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

It's quite simple.

I could bring up the high probability that the foliage was groomed that way by a religious apologist, but I know exactly what you would say to that so...

I look at that and know that it is randomly formed because there are millions of chickens who don't have that foliage. Anyways, it simply looks like an average face to me... If I was the first to see it, I would never associate it with Jesus.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

Of course you wouldn't, because you've shut Jesus out. Let Him in, and you'd recognize Him in an instant! Don't be a stranger to the Lord!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Jesus Appears in a Chicken's Feathers: PROOF THAT JESUS IS LO

It's quite simple.

I could bring up the high probability that the foliage was groomed that way by a religious apologist, but I know exactly what you would say to that so...

I look at that and know that it is randomly formed because there are millions of chickens who don't have that foliage. Anyways, it simply looks like an average face to me... If I was the first to see it, I would never associate it with Jesus.

What an idiot. The word your grasping at unsuccessfully is plumage. Plants have foliage, birds have plumage.

They say you learn something new everyday, right? Well you can call it a day now Einstein!