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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309
    #1

    Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

    OOMPA LOOMPAS WALK AMONG US!!!



    A bizarre creature that calls itself Snooki was captured at a New Jersey beach recently. This "thing" is supposedly human AND famous in the secular media world.

    I have my doubts about the truth of either of those statements!
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    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

      Her shirt is difficult to read but I think it says -slut.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070
          #3
          Re: Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

          Excellent find Capt. A. Portway. I am dreading to think what the charges of "acting in a disorderly matter while on the beach" really mean.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22878
              #4
              Re: Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

              I suspect that this deformity was arrested whilst attemting to offer the bread of God
              Le:21:17: Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
              Le:21:18a: For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach:
              [...]
              Le:21:20a: Or crookbackt, or a dwarf,

              And let us not forget

              Le:10:9: Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • A Follower
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 872
                  #5
                  Re: Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

                  Well, that was quick, Obama has already thrown it under the bus.

                  It has been no more than two weeks since Barack Hussein personally exempted it from paying taxes, burdening us hardworking Americans even further, and now he's already claiming he has never heard of this creature.

                  Originally posted by B. Hussein Obama
                  It [the provision] reads, 'The following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill: Snooki, JWOWW, The Situation and House minority leader John Boehner.'
                  Originally posted by B. Hussein Obama
                  I gotta admit I don't know who Snooki is.
                  Clearly showing he can react quickly to problems, those problems just have to affect him personally.

                  Let this also be a warning to all who put trust in Barack Hussein: his friendship isn't genuine, his extended hand isn't genuine, he only cares about himself, if you get yourself in trouble he will turn his back to you.

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                  http://gawker.com/5599717/obama-flip+flops-does-he-know-who-snooki-is-or-not
                  Leviticus 26:15-16
                  And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414
                      #6
                      Re: Real life "Oompa Loompa" Captured in New Jersey!!

                      Where was her husband in all of this? Doesn't he guide her with a firm hand at all?!?
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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