British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

[Unfalsifiable]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_9243000/9243902.stm

Mercury 'turns' wetland birds such as ibises homosexual

Mercury affects the behaviour of white ibises by "turning them homosexual", with higher doses resulting in males being more likely to pair with males.

We all know homosexuality is a choice, and not a good one .

[Nobar King]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

What kind of sick scientists are experimenting with animals to make them gay? They're obviously looking for a gay vaccine that they can use to secretly make little gay babies.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

There is obviously a bestiality motive behind these experiments. Why else would scientists want to observe more homosexual ibises fornicating? Scientists all hate God and desire to sin and fornicate, especially with animals since it breaks even more of God's laws.

But ibises? Really. What will scientists think to rape next?

Leviticus 18:23 (King James Version)

23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

If those birds had any mercury in them, you'd see it yourself; as it got hotter, they'd get taller. The report's all garbage.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

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Mercury pollution can come from burning coal and waste, and run-off from mines.
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Just more lies from Al Gore trying to terrorize everyone with the prospect of becoming a homer in order to promote his global warming agenda.

[James Hutchins]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

I heard Freddie had that effect on young men.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: British Communist Newswire releases a new hoax

I heard Freddie had that effect on young men.

I quite honestly cannot imagine why.