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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

    Atheists prepare to admit defeat. here is scientific proof that demons are real:


    Huang Yuanfan, 84, said the odd growth started two years ago as a small bump but just grew and grew.

    The old goat said: ‘I tried picking at it and even filing it but nothing changed it. The horn just kept getting bigger.’

    Yuanfan says it has now reached three inches and is showing no signs of stopping.

    He added: ‘Doctors say they don't know what caused it but if they try to take it off it will just come back. I try to hide it beneath a hat but if it gets much longer it will be sticking out the top.’





    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Dead_Man3.0
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 15

    #2
    Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    Atheists prepare to admit defeat. here is scientific proof that demons are real:





    No, this is scientific proof that a man has a horn in his head. Odd as it is, he is not a demon. Where's the pentagram burnt in his skin? The red skin? Cat eyes? The tail? The goat feet? A horn makes not a demon. By your understanding, a bull or deer is a demon. That's just stupid.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

      Was his mother a nun?
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

        Originally posted by Dead_Man3.0 View Post
        No, this is scientific proof that a man has a horn in his head. Odd as it is, he is not a demon. Where's the pentagram burnt in his skin? The red skin? Cat eyes? The tail? The goat feet? A horn makes not a demon. By your understanding, a bull or deer is a demon. That's just stupid.
        Where did you get those ideas? This isn't some Hollywood movie.
        Drama queen

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        • Jesus is Lord
          Devout seeker of the Truth™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 639

          #5
          Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

          Originally posted by Dead_Man3.0 View Post
          No, this is scientific proof that a man has a horn in his head. Odd as it is, he is not a demon. Where's the pentagram burnt in his skin? The red skin? Cat eyes? The tail? The goat feet? A horn makes not a demon. By your understanding, a bull or deer is a demon. That's just stupid.
          Like the old proverb says: "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck".

          If it looks like a demon it must be a demon. Quite simple.
          The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
          Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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          • Dead_Man3.0
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2011
            • 15

            #6
            Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Where did you get those ideas? This isn't some Hollywood movie.
            No it isn't some Hollywood movie. If it was, the religous fanatics would get whats coming to them and die off, leaving the sane hero (me) flying off to a tropical paradise. I get all these idea from descriptive drawings from earlier bibles, and most of these seem true enough. Besides, what makes you think that those ideas are more far fetched than the horns. Who says for a fact that demons have horns?

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

              Originally posted by Dead_Man3.0 View Post
              No it isn't some Hollywood movie. If it was, the religous fanatics would get whats coming to them and die off, leaving the sane hero (me) flying off to a tropical paradise. I get all these idea from descriptive drawings from earlier bibles, and most of these seem true enough. Besides, what makes you think that those ideas are more far fetched than the horns. Who says for a fact that demons have horns?
              Aww...... does somebody want to be banned for a third time? You seem to be working hard at it.
              Drama queen

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              • WhySoSerious
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2011
                • 18

                #8
                Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

                Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                Like the old proverb says: "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck".

                If it looks like a demon it must be a demon. Quite simple.
                Does he walk like a demon?
                Does he talk like a demon?
                If he does those two things, he'd be one. But is he a demon even if he doesn't meet those pre-requisites?

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                • Dead_Man3.0
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 15

                  #9
                  Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Aww...... does somebody want to be banned for a third time? You seem to be working hard at it.
                  Woman, I applaud you. You were the only one who has been able to rub 2 brain cells together and figure out that it's me. I guess not all of you lack common sense, just most. But you should know better than to try and put down a dead man

                  p.s. being banned from the site is more of a confirmation that I am on the path to righteousness

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

                    Originally posted by Dead_Man3.0 View Post
                    Woman, I applaud you. You were the only one who has been able to rub 2 brain cells together and figure out that it's me. I guess not all of you lack common sense, just most. But you should know better than to try and put down a dead man

                    p.s. being banned from the site is more of a confirmation that I am on the path to righteousness
                    I know he's already banned, but I just wanted to point out that I'm not the only one who figured it out, the pastors were just trying to give you another chance. Unfortunately "tards" are incapable of learning from their mistakes.

                    And being banned three times is just proof of what an idiot he is, not that he's "right". When will you people figure out that there are actually long term false Christian and even atheist members floating about? No, you're not banned for disagreeing, you're banned because you're a retarded idiot. (yes, that means that even for a retard, you're stupid).
                    Drama queen

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #11
                      Re: A Real Man-Demon With Horns Found!

                      Originally posted by Dead_Man3.0 View Post
                      Woman, I applaud you. You were the only one who has been able to rub 2 brain cells together and figure out that it's me. I guess not all of you lack common sense, just most. But you should know better than to try and put down a dead man

                      p.s. being banned from the site is more of a confirmation that I am on the path to righteousness
                      So he took the time to register, answer a Bible verse question, and confirm his email address EACH TIME just to get banned again and again? Someone needs a life.
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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