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Unbelievable! A story on a touchy-feely liberal child-hating website Free Range Kids reports that children at a small New England high school are RIOTING against a reasonable "No Hugs" policy at the school. How ELSE do you keep these horny teens from laying with each other in the very halls of their educational institution? The sex-crazed little girl wrote:
Yes! You are completely wrong. In fact, I am not sure this policy goes far enough. It does not specify that the handshakes be firm handshakes. (Such as the handshake that follows True Christian™ marital intercourse.)
She continues:
Only two feet? Was there a sheet between them? I don't know about this school. They seem to be trying to follow God's law, but, like most fuzzy bunny Christians, they are falling short.
College-bound? That explains a LOT.
A few days ago, the administration implemented a new rule: No physical contact at any time. The only appropriate touch, we are told, is a handshake. Presumably, this is to thin out the kissing couples who clog up the halls. I have no problem with that. But am I wrong in thinking that banning all touch goes too far?
She continues:
This morning I was in the library and saw a boy and girl studying at a nearby table. She had her arm around his shoulders. A librarian rushed over and loudly harangued them. They were forced to sit two feet apart for the remainder of the period.
As a college-bound 17-year-old, I am insulted by the presumption that I am too immature to decide which kind of touches are appropriate for school.
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