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  • Liberal Pastors Starting To See It God's Way!

    Some of you may be familiar with Joel Osteen, the false Christian pastor of a mega-church in Houston, TX. Signs that he is a false Christian include:
    • Osteen says that he "chooses to focus on the goodness of God rather than sin." (As we all know, the Bible is nowhere close to being about love.)
    • In answer to questions raised over why he does not include many Bible verses in his books, he says that he sees himself as more of a prophet. We all know what happens to THOSE people:
      Deuteronomy 18:20-22
      20But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. 21And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? 22When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

    However, he recently sat down with that toothless ignorant Brit, Piers Morgan and discussed scripture. He finally was cornered and admitted that (shock of all shocks) homosexuality is a sin! Wow! Big surprise, Joel. Welcome to the 21st century! But, much to my dismay, he immediately starts to backpedal. From the interview:

    In response to Morgan's direct question, "Is homosexuality a sin?" Osteen had this to say: "Yes, I've always believed, Piers, the scripture shows that it's a sin." Osteen continued by saying that he had no desire to "bash" homosexuality or play the role of judge. He was then pressed further on the issue by Morgan who brought up his friend, Elton John, who recently had a surrogate child with his partner, David Furnish. "Why are they sinners in your eyes?" he asked. Osteen's response:

    Well, it's strictly back to what the scripture says. I mean, I can't grab one part and say God wants you to be blessed and live an abundant life, and not grab the other part that says, you know what? You know, live that kind of life.
    Is he FINALLY starting to see the light? At LEAST he agrees that you either accept EVERYTHING in the Bible as the word of God or you reject it all. "Perhaps there is hope for him," I thought. But, sadly, no...

    So it comes back to the scripture. I'm not the judge. You know, God didn't tell me to go around judging everybody.
    Really, Joel? You have 7,000,000 followers and you don't even know that God tells you to judge others?
    • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
    • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
    • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

    Some people are just idiots.





    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    Re: Liberal Pastors Starting To See It God's Way!

    None are to judge. none. I cannot wait for you all to be judged and deemed unworthy. Your mothers were whores and your fathers touched by pastors when children. You WILL ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

    PS: All of these scientist who discovered gravity and whatnot invented these computers for you to use. So are you even following the teachings of your god in doing this?

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      Re: Liberal Pastors Starting To See It God's Way!

      Originally posted by RC_Like_a_boss View Post
      None are to judge. none. I cannot wait for you all to be judged and deemed unworthy. Your mothers were whores and your fathers touched by pastors when children. You WILL ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

      PS: All of these scientist who discovered gravity and whatnot invented these computers for you to use. So are you even following the teachings of your god in doing this?
      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/core/...ies/lex_12.gif
      Wow, the demons have been restless today.
      Drama queen

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        Re: Liberal Pastors Starting To See It God's Way!

        Originally posted by Little Josh View Post
        None are to judge. none. I cannot wait for you all to be judged and deemed unworthy. Your mothers were whores and your fathers touched by pastors when children. You WILL ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
        Too bad this scum appears to be in hiding. I'm curious how he reconciles his false belief that "None are to judge. none. [sic]" with how he then goes on to judge.
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          Re: Liberal Pastors Starting To See It God's Way!

          Originally posted by Little Josh View Post
          None are to judge. none. I cannot wait for you all to be judged and deemed unworthy. Your mothers were whores and your fathers touched by pastors when children. You WILL ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
          Please explain the scripture I posted, then.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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