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    God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

    Check this out!! Guy goes into porn shop and God has had enough. Turns him into a fireball right there in the porno booth!!

    Man bursts into flames in porn shop

    If this isn't proof of God's existence, I don't know what is. They have sick-o holes in the walls in those places, did you you know that? God sure does hate that kind of behavior. Shout Glory!
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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  • #2
    Re: God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

    This is surely a sign that Jesus will be here any minute now. Could be any minute... I'm ready Lord!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

      Thanks for posting this, Brother Alex. Always nice to start the day reading some good news!


      From your link:


      A San Francisco man suffered life-threatening burns after catching fire in an adult video store Wednesday evening.
      Lieutenant Kevin McNaughton told CBS San Francisco news cameras, "at 6:10 this afternoon at the corner of 6th and Mission Street, a man was running out of the adult arcade right behind me that was totally engulfed in flames. Police officers that were immediately across the street called it in."

      SF Appeal       reports that after the man collapsed, a private ambulance crew arrived on scene and extinguished the flames, and then "the victim was transported to St. Francis Memorial Hospital's Bothin Burn Center."
      It is uncertain how the man caught fire. According to Fox News LA, "police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted."





      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33
      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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        Re: God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

        Isa:66:14: And when ye see this, your heart shall rejoice, and your bones shall flourish like an herb: and the hand of the LORD shall be known toward his servants, and his indignation toward his enemies.
        Isa:66:15: For, behold, the LORD will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
        Isa:66:16: For by fire and by his sword will the LORD plead with all flesh: and the slain of the LORD shall be many.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

          Check this out!! Guy goes into porn shop and God has had enough. Turns him into a fireball right there in the porno booth!! Man bursts into flames in porn shop If this isn't proof of God's existence, I don't know what is. They have sick-o holes in the walls in those places, did you you know that? God sure does hate that kind of behavior. Shout Glory!

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          • #6
            Re: God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

            I believe there is much more to this story.

            One of my under-cover operatives lives in that hell hole of a city. He told me he is very sure the man is a private detective investigating rumors the Obama administration operates a string of gay-boy porn shops there.

            My operative was told that when the man stuck his tallywacker in the hole in the wall, it was examined closely for evidence of anal sex. When it was determined he wasn't a queer his johnson with doused with gasoline and the rest is history.

            Clearly, this is all the Kenyan's doing.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: God sends man to Hell right in porn shop!

              Appearently he did not die, so now he has a chance to repent!

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