To publicize a move of unprecedented generosity, the Brazilian Government’s Department of Public Safety and Truth has released this picture showing Special Forces troops interacting with members of the Kayapó tribe - an Indian people of the Amazon region in Brazil's Mato Grosso.
The Junglies had been complaining that they had no electricity for their eco-friendly Chevvy Volts, iPads, etc., and asked if the government could do something about it.
No sooner had Minister for Native Affairs, Snr Albrecht Mengele, heard this than he opened his treasury and promised the Indian savages all the electricity they wanted! He even promised them a huge dam on their land! Not only that – but he promised them that after their homeland had been re-designated as a lake, they might well have real houses and a genuine chance to enter Brazil’s growing labor market, perhaps as stock market analysts, or hedge-fund managers or auto mechanics or… well, as Snr Mengele said, “the list must be as endless as the job opportunities themselves.”
Landover is proud to be associated with the scheme and we have been tasked with teaching the Gospel to the now opportunity-rich natives, particularly those passages relating to How God Looks after His Own and He never gives you more than you can bear.
The picture shows a member of the Brazilian Special Forces gently restraining an over-enthiusiastic native, whose sanity was temporarily overwhelmed by Snr Mengele’s generosity and understanding. We are told that the native was later given a much-sought-after place in a state-of-the-art institution for rehabilitation, where he will embark on a 14 year intensive, Christian-based, course to remove any vestiges of heathenism or unacceptable "nativeness".
"We know these guys are happy but we want them to be able to express it properly, otherwise they become frustrated." said Snr Mengele
The Junglies had been complaining that they had no electricity for their eco-friendly Chevvy Volts, iPads, etc., and asked if the government could do something about it.
No sooner had Minister for Native Affairs, Snr Albrecht Mengele, heard this than he opened his treasury and promised the Indian savages all the electricity they wanted! He even promised them a huge dam on their land! Not only that – but he promised them that after their homeland had been re-designated as a lake, they might well have real houses and a genuine chance to enter Brazil’s growing labor market, perhaps as stock market analysts, or hedge-fund managers or auto mechanics or… well, as Snr Mengele said, “the list must be as endless as the job opportunities themselves.”
Landover is proud to be associated with the scheme and we have been tasked with teaching the Gospel to the now opportunity-rich natives, particularly those passages relating to How God Looks after His Own and He never gives you more than you can bear.
The picture shows a member of the Brazilian Special Forces gently restraining an over-enthiusiastic native, whose sanity was temporarily overwhelmed by Snr Mengele’s generosity and understanding. We are told that the native was later given a much-sought-after place in a state-of-the-art institution for rehabilitation, where he will embark on a 14 year intensive, Christian-based, course to remove any vestiges of heathenism or unacceptable "nativeness".
"We know these guys are happy but we want them to be able to express it properly, otherwise they become frustrated." said Snr Mengele
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