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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    2008: International year of sanitation

    Here's the next fad in international eco-holidays:

    International Year of Sanitation 2008



    World Water Day 2008 will be celebrated by the UN on Thursday, 20 March. In 2008 the day will highlight issues on sanitation in accordance with the International Year of Sanitation 2008. People around the world are encouraged to celebrate the day to draw attention to the world’s sanitation challenge. HRH the Prince of Orange will attend the celebrations in Geneva. Program of World Water Day Celebrations in Geneva >>
    To put the spotlight on sanitation the UN General Assembly declared the year 2008 the International Year of Sanitation. The goal is to raise awareness and to accelerate progress towards the Millennium Development Goal (MDG) target to reduce by half the proportion of the 2,6 billion people without access to basic sanitation by 2015.
    Stand Up for Those Who Can't Sit Down
    World Water Day Celebration in New York, 20 March 2008 - Come make a public statement with the longest toilet line and raise awareness about the global sanitation crisis.



    This is apparently the year of sanitation, and there sure is a lot of cleaning up to do. When Jesus returns, these tree huggers are going to wish they hadn't tried to remove the dirt from the mud. He'll come and clean EVERYTHING up. (I didn't think it was until 2012, though.)

    Does anyone have any special plans for world water day? I'm going to water my lawn and buy some water futures; I hear the cost of water is going to continue to rise.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

    Child labor might be the new solution for the lack of potable water in third world countries:



    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878

      #3
      Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

      Playpumps cost about $5000 each (excluding transport to the site) and these are designed for jig-boos who can’t afford the gas for diesel pumps… seems like a winning idea. Nevertheless, a load of piccaninnies doing the pumping isn’t a bad idea – we could use this idea on the Landover Golf Course as long as the pump area is fenced off and behind a cordon of trees. The idea is that we'd call it a Vibrant Multicultural Play area and diversity zone. You charge $10 a time for the piccaninnies to come in and they can go home after a 10 hour day. It'll keep 'em off the streets.


      The trouble in Africa is that if drought and disease don’t keep the population down to manageable levels, within 2 generations (24years) the place will be knee deep in them. Then there’ll not be enough food and we’ll be bailing them out again. Crime rates will rise, all watermelons will disappear and there will be a pie desert rather than dessert.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

        I thought it was the Year of the Rat.......?



        Oh, well, what do the Chinese know anyway - they don't even know JESUS.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

          I believe this has been tried before under President Wilson's communistic "one-world government" scheme.

          Apparently jigaboos simply cannot be taught to use an outhouse properly. They defecate where they stand more often than not, and then try and drink what little water they can find in the hole under the crapper. Not to mention the reality that they've never seen toilet paper in their lives.

          It took generations to train our imported nigras to wipe. Taking on the entire dark continent is a waste of time and money in my opinion.

          First they have to learn to accept Christ.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

            I don't think the campaign worked, because the world is as ugly as ever. I still see beaners leaving their trash everywhere for someone else to clean up.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I don't think the campaign worked, because the world is as ugly as ever. I still see beaners leaving their trash everywhere for someone else to clean up.
              Brother Nobar, is it really appropriate to refer to their children in such a derogatory manner?





              Come to think of it, they're probably Mary-worshippers and hence Unsaved, so I guess it is. Never mind!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: 2008: International year of sanitation

                I didn't mean it that way. I was referring to dirty diapers and corn-chips bags and empty beer cans they leave strewn about.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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