[Talitha]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Why am I not surprised? The inability to speak seems to affect lots of folks around there - especially folks who might defend themselves or say something you don't like if they were allowed to speak.

You have to make me keep re-living that terrible and horrific event don't you?
Evil Witch
I still have flashbacks today. Seeing the look in his eyes as the car rolled back and forth as though possessed by some four wheeled Demon.
I guess 2 Tons of American Iron was too much for his ancient body to withstand.
I may have some pictures I took at the time if you're interested

[EDIT] No I don't. I sold them on Ebay. Sorry.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

You have to make me keep re-living that terrible and horrific event don't you?
Evil Witch
I still have flashbacks today. Seeing the look in his eyes as the car rolled back and forth as though possessed by some four wheeled Demon.

And yet you didn't try to get in the car and turn off the ignition, or even call 911 - you just watched. I heard you even made popcorn.

I guess 2 Tons of American Iron was too much for his ancient body to withstand.
I may have some pictures I took at the time if you're interested

No thanks.

[EDIT] No I don't. I sold them on Ebay. Sorry.

So the millions weren't enough for you?

[Talitha]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

So the millions weren't enough for you?

When I sell something on Ebay 10% always goes to the Church

In answer to your remark about making Popcorn was quite true. That's why I couldn't turn off the engine. Wouldn't want the Battery going flat would I?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

When I sell something on Ebay 10% always goes to the Church

In answer to your remark about making Popcorn was quite true. That's why I couldn't turn off the engine. Wouldn't want the Battery going flat would I?

So your husband's life was less important to you than the power supply for your corn popper?

And you stood by photographing your husband's demise rather than helping him? What kind of love is that?

[Talitha]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

So your husband's life was less important to you than the power supply for your corn popper?

And you stood by photographing your husband's demise rather than helping him? What kind of love is that?

He wouldn't have wanted me to starve.

My Love is the True Christian(tm) kind of love that you just wouldn't understand.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

He wouldn't have wanted me to starve.

Somehow I doubt that a woman married to a millionaire was so hungry that your life depended on immediate consumption of popcorn.
You could have taken time to shut off the car, save your husband's life, and have your popcorn once he was safe.


My Love is the True Christian™ kind of love that you just wouldn't understand.

If that's what you call love, I'll pass.

[Talitha]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Somehow I doubt that a woman married to a millionaire was so hungry that your life depended on immediate consumption of popcorn.
You could have taken time to shut off the car, save your husband's life, and have your popcorn once he was safe.

If only I'd have thought of that at the time he'd maybe still be here with me now.

I guess you find it amusing to come here just to taunt me about my loss.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

If only I'd have thought of that at the time he'd maybe still be here with me now.

I guess you find it amusing to come here just to taunt me about my loss.

If you had married for love, and not with the intention of killing him for his money, you wouldn't have had to think about it - you would have instinctively rushed to his rescue.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

If you had married for love, and not with the intention of killing him for his money, you wouldn't have had to think about it - you would have instinctively rushed to his rescue.

Where's your compassion Dances?

Clearly Sister Talitha was in shock at the horribly violent act she had just witnessed. Her, weak, feminine mind overwhelmed Talitha instinctively reacted protectively by eating popcorn.

Some people are so judgmental. I suppose you would have cast a spell to save your husband at the cost of his soul.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Where's your compassion Dances?

Clearly Sister Talitha was in shock at the horribly violent act she had just witnessed. Her, weak, feminine mind overwhelmed Talitha instinctively reacted protectively by eating popcorn.

Some people are so judgmental. I suppose you would have cast a spell to save your husband at the cost of his soul.

I wouldn't have run my husband over in the first place. But if he were in danger of being run over, I would push him out of danger, even if it meant the loss of my own life.
But then, I married him for love, not for his passbook.

[JennyD]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

I wouldn't have run my husband over in the first place. But if he were in danger of being run over, I would push him out of danger, even if it meant the loss of my own life.
But then, I married him for love, not for his passbook.

I don't know how you could possibly expect Sister Talitha to dash in front of the car and push her husband out of the way, when she was wearing her safety belt as any responsible American does!

Now, Dances Like Urkel, this is a thread of mourning for poor Mr. Dwayne DeKalb, who committed suicide before he could turn to God.

Unlike you, with your heathen disregard for anyone not yourself, we are saddened by the loss of this very confused man, who is this very moment burning for eternity in Hellfire.

I'm sure you don't want to join him . . . why not turn this tragedy into a celebration by opening up for the hot, penetrating Love of Jesus?



Don't Dance like Urkel.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

I don't know how you could possibly expect Sister Talitha to dash in front of the car and push her husband out of the way, when she was wearing her safety belt as any responsible American does!

Then she could have simply reached over and turned off the ignition.

Now, Dances Like Urkel, this is a thread of mourning for poor Mr. Dwayne DeKalb, who committed suicide before he could turn to God.

He didn't commit suicide - he was murdered.

Unlike you, with your heathen disregard for anyone not yourself, we are saddened by the loss of this very confused man, who is this very moment burning for eternity in Hellfire.

I'm sure you don't want to join him . . . why not turn this tragedy into a celebration by opening up for the hot, penetrating Love of Jesus?

Only a Landovite could make Jesus sound like a porn star.

[JennyD]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

Only a Landovite could make Jesus sound like a porn star.

What is a "porn star"?

Does that have something to do with "pornography", the vile filth heathens like you watch while touching themselves in indiscreet places, like the kitchen or on the bus?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

What is a "porn star"?

Does that have something to do with "pornography", the vile filth heathens like you watch while touching themselves in indiscreet places, like the kitchen or on the bus?

You're not that naive. Yes, a porn star is an actor who performs in pornographic films. I don't watch them because I don't care for them. Watching someone else make love does nothing for me.

[JennyD]

Re: Suicide at Old Oak Tree Bridge

You're not that naive. Yes, a porn star is an actor who performs in pornographic films. I don't watch them because I don't care for them. Watching someone else make love does nothing for me.

I see. You know all about these things because you don't watch them!

Here I thought you had no sense of humor! This should be in the jokes thread.