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  • Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

    Well if THIS doesn't take the cake. Some dago priest is trying a new way of tricking God into letting him get into heaven. That is SOOO not gonna happen.

    Brazilian priest missing after being carried aloft by balloons during stunt

    SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest is missing after floating away with hundreds of helium party balloons off the southern coast of Brazil.

    Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats are searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found. The priest lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, a thermal suit and a parachute.

    He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials.

    A spokeswoman says the priest is an experienced skydiver and his supporters are certain he will be found alive and unhurt.

    The priest was trying to break a 19-hour record for the most hours flying with balloons.

    He was using the stunt to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua, Brazil's second-largest port for agricultural products.

    A video posted on the G1 website of Globo TV shows the smiling 41-year-old priest - Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli - slipping into a flight suit and being strapped to a seat attached to a huge column of green, red, white and yellow balloons.

    He then soars into the air to the cheers of a crowd.

    Denise Gallas, the treasurer of Carli's Sao Cristovao parish, said by telephone that the priest soared to an altitude of 6,000 metres then descended to about 2,500 metres for his planned flight to the city of Dourados, 750 kilometres northwest of his parish.

    But winds pushed him in another direction, and Carli was some 50 kilometres off the coast when he last contacted Paranagua's port authority, Gallas said.

    Carli had a GPS device, a satellite phone, a buoyant chair and is an experienced skydiver, Gallas said.

    "We are absolutely confident he will be found alive and well, floating somewhere in the ocean," she said.

    "He knew what he was doing and was fully prepared for any kind of mishap."
    That's a laugh. If he knew what he was doing he wouldn't be bowing down to mary. I'm sure he's being sodomised in the pits of hell at this very moment. Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

    One buoyant buggerer who doesn't need our Train to Hell!

    He was using the stunt to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua
    Oh, is that what they call it these days?
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    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
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      It amazes me that people can have such stupid ideas and believe in such illogical things.
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      • #4
        Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        It amazes me that people can have such stupid ideas and believe in such illogical things.
        The folly of these Catholics never ceases to amaze me, Sister Victory Over Sex.

        Imagine, believing that praying to a porcelain god would get one into Heaven!!
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

          He was using the stunt to raise money for a spiritual rest-stop for truckers in Paranagua
          Oh, is that what they call it these days?
          There is one of these "spiritual rest-stops" off of an interstate here, in the parking lot of a large truck stop. I'm certain it's merely a bathhouse disguised as a makeshift church-on-wheels where AIDS is exchanged by horny truckers. If you're going to sin, at least find a lot lizard like a real man!
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          • #6
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            When will these damned Mary-worshippers realize that kissing beads and praying to statues wearing funny hats won't get you into heaven! Only being a Saved, Southern Baptist, True Christian(tm) that gives 10% of their entire life savings to Landover Baptist Church will get you into Heaven.

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            • #7
              Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
              It amazes me that people can have such stupid ideas and believe in such illogical things.
              I totally agree. I'm always surprised when I hear you guys talk about all that bible and 'god' nonsense

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              One buoyant buggerer who doesn't need our Train to Hell!
              I prefer Highway to Hell (from AC/DC, one of the best bands ever!!)
              Thou shall fear the truth and will not change someone's signature!!

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              • #8
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                Up, up and awaaaay in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!

                LMAOWJ!!!!

                I bet JESUS himself was holding a needle and pricking everyone of those balloons then HOWLED LAUGHING as he watched that papist dog pummel to his death!


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                  Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Well if THIS doesn't take the cake. Some dago priest is trying a new way of tricking God into letting him get into heaven. That is SOOO not gonna happen.



                  That's a laugh. If he knew what he was doing he wouldn't be bowing down to mary. I'm sure he's being sodomised in the pits of hell at this very moment. Praise Jesus.
                  I think Jesus is going to have a laugh at this. 6,000 meters (over 19,000 feet) in altitude requires oxygen in order to survive.

                  Praise Jesus, more altar boys are going to be spared sodomy.

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                  • #10
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                    Although i don't aprove of christians, i must say...

                    THIS IS FRICKING HILARIOUS!!!
                    I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                    I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                    VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

                      I thought of that Glorious old Hymn “Nearer my God To Thee” and the final verse,

                      “Or if on joyful wing, cleaving the sky,
                      Sun, moon, and stars forgot, upwards I fly,
                      Still all my song shall be, nearer, my God, to Thee,
                      Nearer, my God, to Thee, nearer to Thee!”

                      Of course, the priest’s “god” is in completely the other direction.
                      Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 05-24-2008, 09:09 PM.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

                        Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                        Although i don't aprove of christians, i must say...

                        THIS IS FRICKING HILARIOUS!!!
                        #1) He was a mary worshiper, not a Christian.

                        #2) If you hate Christians so much, why do you plague us with your unwanted presence?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          #1)
                          #2) If you hate Christians so much, why do you plague us with your unwanted presence?
                          WHY? you want to know why? BECAUSE I CAN!

                          and because it's fun to debate with you people, that way i learn something (nothing useful, but anyway)
                          I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                          I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                          VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Papist Tries To Barge Into Heaven

                            Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
                            WHY? you want to know why? BECAUSE I CAN!
                            At our discretion. You may have your posting privileges revoked at any time without prior notice.

                            Originally posted by Snap, Crackle, Pop View Post
                            and because it's fun to debate with you people, that way i learn something (nothing useful, but anyway)
                            This is NOT a debate forum. Read THIS and try and understand. It doesn't appear that you have learned anything, judging by your continuous stream of idiotic posts.

                            I would guess that your future here will be quite short.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #15
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                              And don't think for a single second that's it mere coincidence that he chose to use those balloons. He could have made a cheaper flight using surplus weather balloons, but no!!

                              Being the true Catholic that he is he chose to use a balloons of multiple colors to lure young fresh children away from their parents for he's own perverted ends.

                              Those balloons say it all. He was clearly on a mission of Catholic pedophilia and got what he deserved. This man wanted to fly across the land calling all the little children to him. kind of like a perverted pied piper.
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