Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers in Christ, it was just a matter of time. I have long warned against the wide distribution and easy access of the favorite candy of perverts the world over. Now I hope you can all see how right I was (yet again!). Right in our own backyard, in the ghettos of Des Moines, the sweet favored by monkey-spankers and chicken-chokers everywhere has been used to assault a police officer!

THIS kind of thing is just another sure sign that the EndTimes are upon us.

Iowa man charged with throwing candy at police

DES MOINES, Iowa - A college student whose friend was being questioned in a hit and run found himself charged with assaulting an officer with a curious choice of weapons: M&Ms.

Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report.

McGuire claimed he threw the candy because he was "sticking up for his friend," who apparently was the man suspected in the accident, the report states.

McGuire, of Glenview, Ill., was released from jail Sunday after posting $1,000 bond. A telephone call to his cell phone Monday wasn't immediately returned

[Nobar King]

Re: Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

Next thing you know some ACLU commie lawyer will get him off for freedom of expression.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

For anyone who might think that M&Ms are a cause for hilarity, I suggest that you see this picture and note its title.

The confection is surrounded by overtones of suicide and the grave.

I lament that we were too late at Landover to save this young lady by showing her the Light of Christ...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

Let is be clear to the unsaved lurkers that this has got NOTHING to do with Sister M&Ms!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

Let is be clear to the unsaved lurkers that this has got NOTHING to do with Sister M&Ms!

Thank you, Brother Wide! I can't tell you how many concerned e-mails, phone calls, and telegrams I've been getting over this incident and so please let me make it clear once and for all - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME! I don't know the man, I've never met it, and nobody has ever thrown me!

[Nobar King]

Re: Perverted Confectionery Used in Police Attack

That's an interesting photo, Brother Bathfire, but I suspect that it was staged. Notice the cigarette in the ashtray on the side table? It's at full length, so it appears to be new. There is no smoke rising from its tip. Who places an unlit cigarette in an ashtray?