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  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #1

    Hugo Chavez finally dead!

    Hugo Chavez, the oppressive socialist dictator of Venezuela, is finally dead! Rejoice and praise Jesus!


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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #2
    Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

    Shout GLORY! Finally LORD struck him down for selling oil he stole from America to Godless Cuba!

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    • Barry
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 259

      #3
      Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

      You really have to give the CIA their dues. When they gave Chavez that watch last year with the glow in the dark face, I thought they'd gone a bit soft. But hats off to them. Giving him cancer was just the best asasination, I have seen in a long time.
      The Lord is my shepherd.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22368

        #4
        Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

        His death makes black people cry, always a good sign!


        May he burn in Hell for all eternity together will all those who attack our great America!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

          Now we can go get our God given right to our oil in that third world country.

          Hint - Go short on Halliburton.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Godfly
            Descended from Rapes
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1552

            #6
            Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

            Didn't this guy used to have his own show? He would steal other peoples jokes and do them with a Mexican accent. I'm glad he's dead.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • Paragon of virtue
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2013
              • 547

              #7
              Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              His death makes black people cry, always a good sign!
              You can say that again!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                I'll never forgive that filthy wetback pig for insulting George W. Bush, the greatest president in our country's history!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                  Was this guy the motorcycle police officer on that show, CHiPs?


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • ExGay Alex
                    Helping boys become upright model citizens
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 1295

                    #10
                    Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                    Praise Jesus for taking him off the same planet as me. Now he's turning into cochinita pibil for Satan's taco party, a spicfest to which I sincerely hope Fidel Castro will also be invited.
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • Godfly
                      Descended from Rapes
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 1552

                      #11
                      Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Was this guy the motorcycle police officer on that show, CHiPs?


                      No I think he was the little fellow on fantasy island.
                      Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12580

                        #12
                        Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                        Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                        No I think he was the little fellow on fantasy island.

                        That's it. I couldn't place him at first. When he was much younger and shorter he opened every show with, "Da Plane, Da Plane". Cute.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #13
                          Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Was this guy the motorcycle police officer on that show, CHiPs?


                          Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                          No I think he was the little fellow on fantasy island.
                          I think this one is that other TV messicant, Gerald Rivero. I could be wrong of course, since it's next to impossible to tell the difference between these swarthy people. They all look so much alike.

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                          • TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 46

                            #14
                            Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                            Excuse, but a man is dead, you don't have to be sad but at least show respect, the guy had family, a wife and a girl, who are suffering right now and I don't think they need more sadness that they already have

                            And the United States are not the only country in America and the white race is not the only one, you talk like being from another country or another race is a sin, black people is people, just like white ones

                            I'm not saying all the things he did were right, but at least we must be respectful towards his family and friends, I don't think all of you want people laughing in your funerals, do you?

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                            • lukasekman
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 614

                              #15
                              Re: Hugo Chavez finally dead!

                              Originally posted by TheWayYouMakeMeFeel View Post
                              Excuse, but a man is dead, you don't have to be sad but at least show respect, the guy had family, a wife and a girl, who are suffering right now and I don't think they need more sadness that they already have

                              And the United States are not the only country in America and the white race is not the only one, you talk like being from another country or another race is a sin, black people is people, just like white ones

                              I'm not saying all the things he did were right, but at least we must be respectful towards his family and friends, I don't think all of you want people laughing in your funerals, do you?
                              Not laughing in funerals, but picketing. I picketed Steve Job's funeral, with a Isaiah 48:22 "No peace for the wicked" sign.

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