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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Russian Cannibalism on The Rise

    Well, the red communists are at it again. Next time you're thinking about ordering a commieburger in downtown Moscow, better think again.

    If only they had Jesus in their lives, things like this wouldn't happen.
    Russian chef 'murdered father-in-law, ground up meat and served him as pies to customers in popular cafe near Kremlin'

    A chef has been arrested on suspicion of killing his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh in a mincer and serving him in pies to customers in a popular cafe.

    The human meat was allegedly on sale for three days in a cafe jut two miles from the Kremlin, in Moscow, Russia.

    The chef is reported to have killed his father-in-law following an argument last month, police said.

    He is then reported to have hacked up his victim's body before mincing the meat.

    It has been claimed that 'dozens of pies' were sold before the exact nature of the ingredient was discovered.

    Police said they were now investigating whether human meat was put in the pies.

    Neither the arrested man nor the victim were named.

    The alleged incident is the latest in a number of cannibal cases to have hit Russia in the past two years.

    In May an unemployed man killed his drinking partner and butchered his body in his Moscow flat.

    In the western city of St Petersburg in 2009, two cannibals killed a 16-year-old girl, cut her up and ate parts of her body.

    The young men explained at their trial that they were 'very hungry'. They were found guilty of murder and sentenced to 18 and 19 years.

    Also in 2009, Sergey Gavrilov was jailed for killing and eating parts of his mother.

    But the 27-year-old was given a lenient prison sentence because the judge said he was 'starving' and needed to eat after spending all his money on vodka and gambling.

    And in August another chef admitted to killing a man and then making sausages and meatballs from his corpse.

    Ivan L, as he has been named, was so proud of his culinary achievements, including rib dishes, that he posted short video clips on the Internet, according to police who removed the offensive footage.

    The 21-year-old confessed to police in the Russian city of Murmansk saying that he had a strong desire to eat human flesh.

    He had used a gay dating website to lure his victim, aged 32, to his flat where he brutally knifed him to death before cutting off his head and feet.

    Cannibals who kill and eat their victims in Russia normally receive just 15 years in jail for their crimes.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Paragon of virtue
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2013
    • 547

    #2
    Re: Russian Cannibalism on The Rise

    Let's hope their are enough Christians remaining in America to stem the upcoming tide of cannibalism that is no doubt on the way to our once peaceful non-human eating shores. As the Comrade in Chief, Barry O has ushered in our current era of communism, he will no doubt embrace the cannibalism that comes with it.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14270

      #3
      Re: Russian Cannibalism on The Rise

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Ivan L, as he has been named, was so proud of his culinary achievements, including rib dishes..
      I am a little concerned, how do you tell the difference between human ribs and pork ribs?

      I looked something up. Here it is:

      click image to find species






      OK. SO NOW, WHICH ONE IS THIS?.


      I have been getting pork from a Polish butcher, operating out of a caravan at a nearby produce market.
      The Vietnamese herbs are very fresh and delicious but should I be concerned about the pork?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22878

        #4
        Re: Russian Cannibalism on The Rise

        The Lord knows that there are few, if any, True Christians(tm) in Russia. Those that are there are massively persecuted. It is within this context that I recall God's instructions on eating your family:

        DEU 28:53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
        54So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
        55So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.
        56The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,
        57And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.


        I think that a lot of these Russians are in such a state of fear that The Lord's Commandment is all that is left to them.

        Really, it is very sad... sad but necessary.
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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14270

          #5
          Re: Russian Cannibalism on The Rise

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          The Lord knows that there are few, if any, True Christians™ in Russia. Those that are there are massively persecuted. It is within this context that I recall God's instructions on eating your family:

          DEU 28:53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
          54So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
          55So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.
          56The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,
          57And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.


          I think that a lot of these Russians are in such a state of fear that The Lord's Commandment is all that is left to them.

          Really, it is very sad... sad but necessary.
          I am not under siege Mr Bathfire, but would a communist sell his family on? (after processing them in some way)

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