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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

    Whip it out anytime you feel like it, have a wank and offend Jesus. Look for the Obama Justice department to shortly adopt the latest socialist fashion trend from Sweden.

    Public masturbation not a crime: Swedish court

    A man who openly masturbated on a Stockholm beach has been acquitted of sexual assault in court after it was ruled he was not targeting a specific person, with the prosecutor saying it's "okay" to play with yourself in public.

    The incident occurred on June 6th at the Drevviken beach when the man removed his shorts and began masturbating close to the water. He was subsequently charged with sexual assault.

    The Södertörn District Court has now acquitted the 65-year old in a judgement which stated that it "may be proven that the man exposed himself and masturbated on this occasion".

    However, the court added that no offence had been committed as the masturbating man was not pleasuring himself towards a specific person.

    Public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar told the Mitti newspaper that he wasn't planning to appeal the ruling.

    "For this to be a criminal offence it's required that the sexual molestation was directed towards one or more people. I think the court's judgement is reasonable," he said.

    When asked if it was now acceptable to masturbate in public if you don't direct it towards a specific individual the prosecutor said it was "okay."

    "The district court has made a judgement on this case. With that we can conclude that it is okay to masturbate on the beach. The act may be considered to be disorderly conduct."

    In another recent judgement a 15-year-old boy was acquitted after being previously charged with sexual assault. The teen had thrown his underwear into a lake and stood naked in front of two under-age girls.

    The Södertörn District Court said that his behaviour did not have a sexual undertone and the charge was dismissed. Both the girls had requested the boy be charged with molestation.

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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4890

    #2
    Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

    Quite aside from the moral issue of seed spillage, any man capable of "performing" on the beaches of frozen hell-hole Sweden deserves a medal, at least. The socialist Swiss government are very strict about preventing their subjects from leaving their country. Like any Socialist country they have to hide how good we have it in the free world. See below - this is a typical beach scene in mid-Summer in Swedenland. Yes, that is a gun tower in case anyone decides to swim across the Atlantic Ocean to freedom.

    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden



      Originally posted by commie court
      no offence had been committed as the masturbating man was not pleasuring himself towards a specific person.
      Oh right, it's OK then. Imagine standing in a crowd, pulling your baby-maker, and saying "Nothing personal folks!" and "Sorry about your denim jacket!".

      He may not have been pleasuring himself towards a specific person, but he sure as hell displeased a specific person called JESUS!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #4
        Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

        That the swedes would legalize the murder of all those sperm babies is dark indeed. They had their very own Auswitch on the beach that day and they chose to ignor it.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

          Those godless Swedes have been terrorizing the world since they first figured out there was more to the world than the ice berg they were living on.

          First, it was pagan Vikings and then there were a bunch of war making Lutheran kings named Charles. Then they sent Volvos and finally- ABBA. That was the last straw.

          In recent years, they have also been the world headquarters for race mixing. They are allowing their white women to marry up with African heathens and have little brown Swedes with kinky hair.

          God must be very angry.

          Now that we have the news that there is global cooling again instead of global warming, I expect the Lord will freeze every one of them into pillars of ice, damn them.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Joshua The Repentant
            Unsaved trash, repenting kike
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2013
            • 30

            #6
            Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

            I guess they think it's okay because their entire country is filled with 'people' who glorify Satan.

            It's not okay to masturbate period, but in public? That's just making sure everybody knows you hate Jesus.
            John 16:33


            "These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world."

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22847

              #7
              Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              Whip it out anytime you feel like it, have a wank and offend Jesus. Look for the Obama Justice department to shortly adopt the latest socialist fashion trend from Sweden.
              The Södertörn District Court said that his behaviour did not have a sexual undertone...
              As a saving grace, I feel that the judge has shown that he has a praiseworthy lack of any knowledge about the pleasure of the flesh and what "it" is for. I doubt he is Swedish.
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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14209

                #8
                Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

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                • Bjorn Jensen
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 2355

                  #9
                  Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                  Yet anoter reason for God to hate Denmark. Is there really any decent Christian in that frozen hellhole?

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                    ...

                    First, it was pagan Vikings and then there were a bunch of war making Lutheran kings named Charles. Then they sent Volvos and finally- ABBA. That was the last straw.
                    ...
                    Brother Moss, you've hit the nail on the head with ABBA - the gag scourge of a generation. The insufferable influences are all there - with collaborations with Tim Rice, influences from the worst of the 20th Century Andrew Lloyd Webber, "Jesus Christ Superstar" and who can forget "One Night in Bangkok". God has a special punishment reserved for ABBA - being forced to publicly masturbate while listening to their own music for eternity.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14209

                      #11
                      Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                      Why is that Swedish waving a sock around @0:57 ?
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                      • ProudAtheist!:)
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2013
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                        Quite aside from the moral issue of seed spillage, any man capable of "performing" on the beaches of frozen hell-hole Sweden deserves a medal, at least. The socialist Swiss government are very strict about preventing their subjects from leaving their country. Like any Socialist country they have to hide how good we have it in the free world. See below - this is a typical beach scene in mid-Summer in Swedenland. Yes, that is a gun tower in case anyone decides to swim across the Atlantic Ocean to freedom.

                        If masturbating in public isn't freedom, what is?

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29446

                          #13
                          Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                          Originally posted by ProudAtheist!:) View Post
                          If masturbating in public isn't freedom, what is?
                          Friend, freedom is not the murder of thousands of potential Christian soldiers (let alone massive dry cleaning bills) when some obese swish erupts in a moment of passion for apparently, no particular reason.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                            Originally posted by ProudAtheist!:) View Post
                            If masturbating in public isn't freedom, what is?
                            Freedom is being a saved True Christian™:

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: Public Masturbation Approved in Sweden

                              Originally posted by ProudAtheist!:) View Post
                              If masturbating in public isn't freedom, what is?
                              Sin is never free, friend! That's the devil's lie - don't fall for it!

                              Sin is like spiritual chains, the kind that can never be sawed off or flame torched apart. The only thing that can break these chains and free a person from being a slave to sin, is to accept Christ Jesus as your Personal Savior, and be a slave to God instead (Romans 6:22)!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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