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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #1

    Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

    Is there anything the Swedes won't burn?
    Originally posted by BBC
    Arsonists who enjoy burning down a festive Swedish straw goat may have met their match this year.
    This year's goat...

    In the 40 years since the tradition started, the giant goat of Gavle has often gone up in flames within days.
    But this year the 13-metre (43ft) high goat has a coat of flame-resistant chemicals, and the authorities are determined it will see in the New Year.
    "No-one is going to get our goat this year," says a local spokeswoman with confidence.
    Those who remain concerned can reassure themselves of the goat's wellbeing by watching on the "goatcam".

    Just 10 of the goats, which are built in the town's central square, have survived beyond Christmas since 1966.

    ...last year's goat

    Some have been burnt down within hours of being erected during the first week of December.

    The culprits are seldom caught. However, a 51-year-old American tourist spent 18 days in jail after being convicted of setting it alight in December 2001.
    It is not the first time authorities have put their faith in a flame-proof coating - a substance tried before washed off in the rain.
    This one is waterproof, says Gavle spokeswoman Anna Oestman, and while its hooves could still be singed, a full scale torching would now be "impossible". Goats have a special place in Swedish tradition, and it was a goat which in earlier centuries delivered festive gifts before Santa Claus took over that role.
    This is what Socialism does to a country: the heathen Scandiwegians have run out of Churches to burn, so they've had to start on their own Satanic idols instead. And I dread to think what the "special place" goats play in Swedish tradition is. Oh well, the Swedish savages may or may not be able to stop each other burning down their devilgoat idol, but they certainly won't be able to stop the Horned One from burning the lot of them for eternity!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

    What's wrong with that? It makes sense, seeing all the effort put into making it, to make it flameproof afterwards.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Brother Love
      Yes, THAT Brother Love!
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 403

      #3
      Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

      Now these Swedes are barbarians. Always have been and still are! Their goat honors SATAN! Now I understand that most of them are LUD-hrens which is short for LUD-HEATHENS!! And, I think that speaks for itself!

      Praise the Lord!!
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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #4
        Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        What's wrong with that? It makes sense, seeing all the effort put into making it, to make it flameproof afterwards.
        It's all a satanic Swede ploy - I don't believe for a minute they've made it flameproof; more likely soundproof, to drown out the screams of the Christians trapped inside that monstrosity.



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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          It's all a satanic Swede ploy - I don't believe for a minute they've made it flameproof; more likely soundproof, to drown out the screams of the Christians trapped inside that monstrosity.
          Hmm....
          I'm only kidding of course!!
          You folk are the ones who specialize in burning people, not me or celebrating Swedes.
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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

            Goats and Satan go hand in hand!

            I found a live camera link. Lets hold a video prayer vigil that it ignites soon!
            Last edited by eliot mayfield; 12-05-2006, 02:10 PM.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon



              Oh my God, there's that Cryptstuffer Lee in the title role from that Horrible old movie, The Wicker Man.

              I think what he needs for CHRISTMAS is a much better haircut!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                What's wrong with that? It makes sense, seeing all the effort put into making it, to make it flameproof afterwards.
                One might question whether it makes sense to put all that effort into making a giant demon-goat in the first place, but that'd be far too straightforward and logical for you, wouldn't it?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  One might question whether it makes sense to put all that effort into making a giant demon-goat in the first place, but that'd be far too straightforward and logical for you, wouldn't it?
                  Here, here Brother. Preach it load. It boggles the mind of the kind of depravity of the Sweds they would raise a graven image with a tallywacker topped head in public. I am sure those godless Swedish perverts can have an orgy in the mude in front it.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    One might question whether it makes sense to put all that effort into making a giant demon-goat in the first place, but that'd be far too straightforward and logical for you, wouldn't it?
                    old And I suppose reading into the customs and traditions behind why they make the statue would be completely out of the question for you, wouldn't it!
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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      old And I suppose reading into the customs and traditions behind why they make the statue would be completely out of the question for you, wouldn't it!
                      I know quite enough already about the customs (sodomy) and traditions (socialism and devil-worship) that lead them to build huge phallic goat-icons and then burn them, thank you very much!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #12
                        Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        I know quite enough already about the customs (sodomy) and traditions (socialism and devil-worship) that lead them to build huge phallic goat-icons and then burn them, thank you very much!
                        From this site:

                        the symbol is believed to date back to Norse mythology and the two goats that drew the carriage of Thor, the god of thunder.
                        So there.
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          From this site:
                          So there.
                          Neutz. Goats are little animals about two feet high. Unless the Norse were leprechauns, goats couldn't have pulled Thor's cart. This is just more proof that Swedes are wonky.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                            We are talking about the goats of Swedish mythology, who would have been portrayed as a bit bigger and more powerful than your average nanny goat, my dear Pastor Al.
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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #15
                              Re: Fireproof Swedish Goat-Demon

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              We are talking about the goats of Swedish mythology, who would have been portrayed as a bit bigger and more powerful than your average nanny goat, my dear Pastor Al.
                              mythology, piffle! Who needs mythology when the Bible is true and available, even to those goofy Swedes?
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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