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  • Japs Drink Snake Juice

    THIS is yet another example of why I thank Jesus each and every day for making me an American and not a damned chink.

    Eel Drink Goes On Sale For Japan's Hot Summer

    (AP) It's the hottest season of the year in Japan, and that means it's eel season. So, bottom's up!

    A canned drink called "Unagi Nobori," or "Surging Eel," made by Japan Tobacco Inc., hit the nation's stores this month just ahead of Japan's annual eel-eating season, company spokesman Kazunori Hayashi said Monday.

    "It's mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer's heat," Hayashi said of the beverage, believed to be the first mass-produced eel drink in Japan.

    Many Japanese believe eating eel boosts stamina in hot weather.

    The fizzy, yellow-colored drink contains extracts from the head and bones of eel and five vitamins _ A, B1, B2, D and E _ contained in the fish.

    The Japanese particularly like to eat eel on traditional eel days, which fall on July 24 and Aug. 5 this year.

    Demand for eel is so high that Japan has been hit by scores of eel fraud cases, including a recent high-profile incident in which a government ministry publicly scolded two companies for mislabeling eel imported from China as being domestically grown.

    The eel involved in recent scandals was prepared in a popular "kaba-yaki" style, in which it is broiled and covered with a sweet sauce. The $1.30 drink costs about one-tenth as much as broiled eel, but has a similar flavor.

    Eel extract is also used in cookies and pies made in Japan's biggest eel producing town, Hamamatsu.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Japs Drink Snake Juice

    I don't think I'll be adding eel pie to the 'pie thread'.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Japs Drink Snake Juice

      Eel is highly nutritious, and when properly prepared, quite tasty.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Japs Drink Snake Juice

        Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
        Eel is highly nutritious, and when properly prepared, quite tasty.
        You would think that wouldn't you? God help you!

        In Jesus,

        Walter Brimstone

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        • #5
          Re: Japs Drink Snake Juice

          Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
          Eel is highly nutritious, and when properly prepared, quite tasty.
          What other varmints do you witches eat?

          God doesn't want us to drink eel soda pop, and that's all there is to it.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Japs Drink Snake Juice

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            "The fizzy, yellow-colored drink contains extracts from the head and bones of eel."
            Mmmm… delicious… just what you want on a hot, humid day, something the colour of urine, fizzy and tasting of fish!

            The Bathfire baby-food factory has a surplus of ‘roaches at the moment, do you think that if I put them in a juicer the chinks would take to it?
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            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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