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The Kardashians
1. What is the name of Kourtney's boyfriend?
A Dave
B Marc
C Scott
D Andy
2. What is the name of the homeless man that Khloe helped?
A Borty
B Shorty
C Bert
D Barney
3. How many children do Bruce and Kris have all together?
A 10
B 9
C 12
D 8
4. What famous duo shares a name with two of the Kardashian kanines
A Dolce and Gabanna
B Viktor and Rolf
C Mary Kate and Ashley
D Benedict and Arnold
5. Who is the oldest Kardashian sister?
A Khloe
B Kendall
C Kim
D Kourtney
6. How did Kourtney give birth to her two kids?
A A private water birth at Quincy Jones' house
B A scheduled K-Section
C She pulled them out of her vagina on national television
D Squating in a stable near Bethlehem
The Bible
7. How many Philistine foreskins did Saul demand of David?
A None
B 76
C 100
D 144
8. What was Noah’s wife’s name?
A Deborah
B Joan of Ark
C Nobody knows, she was a woman and thus unimportant.
D Kim
9. Song:7:2 Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.
Of whom was the writer speaking?
A King David
B Ephraim
C Ruth
D A princess
10. Why did the Syrophenician Greek woman approach Jesus?
A She was bleeding uncontrollably
B Her daughter was beset by a devil.
C Her husband was dead
D She had committed adultery
11. Why does God make people blind from birth?
A To punish their parents
B God doesn’t do this
C To show how powerful He is.
D Because they have sinned.
12. The Book of Jude has only one chapter who is Jude?
A The cousin of John
B The son of Paul
C The brother of James
D The father of Barnabus.
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The Kardashians:
1. C: Scott
2. B: Shorty
3. A: 10
4. A: Dolce and Gabanna
5. D: Kourtney
6. C: She pulled them out of her vagina on national television
The Bible:
7. C: 100: 1Sa:18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies.
8. C: Nobody knows, she was a woman and thus unimportant.
9. D: A princess Song:7:1 How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.
10. B: Her daughter was beset by a devil. M'r:7:26 The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation; and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter.
11. C: To show how powerful He is Joh:9:3 Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
12. C: The brother of James: Jude:1:1 Jude, the servant of Jesus Christ, and brother of James,
All I am asking is that you look at the results, and then look into your soul.
1. What is the name of Kourtney's boyfriend?
A Dave
B Marc
C Scott
D Andy
2. What is the name of the homeless man that Khloe helped?
A Borty
B Shorty
C Bert
D Barney
3. How many children do Bruce and Kris have all together?
A 10
B 9
C 12
D 8
4. What famous duo shares a name with two of the Kardashian kanines
A Dolce and Gabanna
B Viktor and Rolf
C Mary Kate and Ashley
D Benedict and Arnold
5. Who is the oldest Kardashian sister?
A Khloe
B Kendall
C Kim
D Kourtney
6. How did Kourtney give birth to her two kids?
A A private water birth at Quincy Jones' house
B A scheduled K-Section
C She pulled them out of her vagina on national television
D Squating in a stable near Bethlehem
The Bible
7. How many Philistine foreskins did Saul demand of David?
A None
B 76
C 100
D 144
8. What was Noah’s wife’s name?
A Deborah
B Joan of Ark
C Nobody knows, she was a woman and thus unimportant.
D Kim
9. Song:7:2 Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor:thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies.
Of whom was the writer speaking?
A King David
B Ephraim
C Ruth
D A princess
10. Why did the Syrophenician Greek woman approach Jesus?
A She was bleeding uncontrollably
B Her daughter was beset by a devil.
C Her husband was dead
D She had committed adultery
11. Why does God make people blind from birth?
A To punish their parents
B God doesn’t do this
C To show how powerful He is.
D Because they have sinned.
12. The Book of Jude has only one chapter who is Jude?
A The cousin of John
B The son of Paul
C The brother of James
D The father of Barnabus.
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The Kardashians:
1. C: Scott
2. B: Shorty
3. A: 10
4. A: Dolce and Gabanna
5. D: Kourtney
6. C: She pulled them out of her vagina on national television
The Bible:
7. C: 100: 1Sa:18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies.
8. C: Nobody knows, she was a woman and thus unimportant.
9. D: A princess Song:7:1 How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman.
10. B: Her daughter was beset by a devil. M'r:7:26 The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation; and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter.
11. C: To show how powerful He is Joh:9:3 Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
12. C: The brother of James: Jude:1:1 Jude, the servant of Jesus Christ, and brother of James,
All I am asking is that you look at the results, and then look into your soul.
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