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Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$
Usually I suspect the person whining about disappearing posts is high on drugs or simply insane, but Dr. Niles is a very well respected, highly educated Psychotheological Analyst Therapist. If anyone could peg you as delusional with hallucinations of posts, he could. The fact that he didn't solidifies the fact that Jesus Almighty Himself has placed His Holy Hand once again over the waters of our forum and has removed the scum. Praise Jesus!!!!Originally posted by Toilet Brain View PostHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$
Young lady, the post was a direct quote from the Bible(KJV1611). If you can substantiate where I (or any True Christian™) has ever misquoted the Bible(KJ 1611) I will donate $10 to your Jesus hating charity of choice.Originally posted by Toilet Brain View Post
Your move atheist.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: $$$Reward for lost pet$$$
How?! Give me a good explanation! ( probably won't be possible )Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostComment
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Not him, Brother. He is a bit longer than that one.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostIs this him?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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Could this be him?
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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No, but that one has the same friendly face as Rufus. Is it for sale?Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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I am very sorry you have lost your pet, Rufus. If I see him, or any weasel for that matter. I will contact you immediately.John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.Comment
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As you all go in search of the pet, always remember that a weasel is weasily distinguished from a stoat that is stoatally different.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I thought I saw him but it was just Ted Cruz being passed over by Jesus for the nice Mr Trump.
There will be Trump-ets, soon!1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Please try this ***Catholic porn link removed*** app. It's a great ***Another Catholic porn link removed*** app.Comment
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How do you suppose this will get Des´ friendly companion back? Perhaps you merely try to hurt his feelings? If you are, you´re not making friends here. Who are you anyway? This forum has a place where you can introduce yourself (which is a polite thing to do when you show your face for the first time). Please be so courteous to make your own thread to tell us a bit more about yourself.Originally posted by RyanWilliam View Post
Kind regards,
RolandJeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.Comment
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