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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #1

    Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

    The London Times has the scoop: Bristol and Levi will tie the knot in a world-wide televised event -- to be held before the November Presidential election!

    Is this the Lord's doing, or what? Although, I think Monty had a hand in getting the scheduling right. Congratulations, Monty, on your Rovian-like political savvy. The "shotgun wedding that changed history" is what some commentators at Landover are calling it.

    McCain Camp Prays For Palin Wedding
    The marriage of the vice-presidential candidate’s pregnant teenage daughter could lift a flagging campaign

    Sarah Baxter in Washington

    In an election campaign notable for its surprises, Sarah Palin, the Republican vice- presidential candidate, may be about to spring a new one — the wedding of her pregnant teenage daughter to her ice-hockey-playing fiancé before the November 4 election.

    Inside John McCain’s campaign the expectation is growing that there will be a popularity boosting pre-election wedding in Alaska between Bristol Palin, 17, and Levi Johnston, 18, her schoolmate and father of her baby. “It would be fantastic,” said a McCain insider. “You would have every TV camera there. The entire country would be watching. It would shut down the race for a week.”

    There is already some urgency to the wedding as Bristol, who is six months pregnant, may not want to walk down the aisle too close to her date of delivery. She turns 18 on October 18, a respectable age for a bride — and the same age as Barack Obama’s pregnant mother when she married his Kenyan father. The Democrat has already declared Bristol’s private life off-limits as far as his campaign is concerned.

    The selection of Palin, 44, the moose-hunting governor of Alaska, as his running mate was one of McCain’s biggest gambles. It paid off handsomely at first, but she could benefit from a fresh injection of homespun authenticity, the hallmark of her style, provided by her daughter’s wedding after appearing out of depth away from her home state.

    In a series of heavily criticized interviews with Katie Couric of CBS News, she fumbled her points about Alaska’s proximity to Russia and sounded like an over-crammed, under-informed student. Palin was stumped when Couric asked her to provide examples of McCain’s proposals for reforming the banking industry. “I’ll try to find some and I’ll bring them to you,” she said eventually. Republicans are quailing in advance of one of her biggest tests of the election, her televised debate with Joe Biden, the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, on Thursday in St Louis, Missouri.

    The conservative commentator Kathleen Parker, an early admirer, shocked McCain supporters late last week by calling on Palin to withdraw. “My cringe reflex is exhausted,” she wrote in National Review Online, a conservative journal. “Palin’s recent interviews . . . all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out of Her League.”

    Parker advised Palin to “save McCain, her party and the country she loves” by announcing that she wanted to spend more time with Trig, her five-month-old Down’s syndrome baby: “No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first.”

    The Republicans’ Palin “bounce” ended last week as concern for the plunging economy mounted. Obama ended the week four points ahead of McCain on 48% to 44% in the RealClearPolitics poll of polls. A Rasmussen survey showed that McCain’s lead among white women voters slipped to two points, as opposed to 14 points for George W Bush in 2004.

    However, Palin has a remarkable ability to galvanize the evangelical voters and social conservatives who form the Republican base. The party boasted last week that it will probably surpass its fundraising goal of $100m for September and October. Much of it is because of the grassroots enthusiasm for Palin, boosted by her decision to have Trig and to support her pregnant daughter.

    McCain is expected to have a front-row seat at Bristol’s wedding and to benefit from the outpouring of goodwill that it could bring. “What’s the downside?” a source inside the McCain campaign said. “It would be wonderful. I don’t know that there has ever been a pre-election wedding before"...
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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

    I'm kinda surprised they didn't call me to be the wedding planner.... What's up with that?
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

      Clearly this is the news the country has been waiting for. This may be the marriage of the decade! Have they agreed to an MTV reality show, yet?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

        Bristol will have a lawfully wedded husband. The McCain campaign will get a boost. The First Dude will have an extra fifty shekels of silver, or whatever that works out to in modern currency. How could this not be the Lord's doing?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

          And how exactly will these newlyweds support themselves and their baby? Part-time jobs that involve frequent use of the phrase "You want fries with that?"
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            And how exactly will these newlyweds support themselves and their baby?
            Once they move into the white house they'll get free room and board, plus free medical care, access to the WH gym, a driver, secret service protection, plus, can't you imagine the kinds of gifts and donations her loving, caring fans will give them? I'm getting her a subscription to BH&G.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

              Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
              And how exactly will these newlyweds support themselves and their baby? Part-time jobs that involve frequent use of the phrase "You want fries with that?"
              Why do you ask? Are you looking to car-pool?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Why do you ask? Are you looking to car-pool?

                LOL - no, I have a real job. I can just see Bristol and Levi setting up a crib next to their Playstation in the Lincoln bedroom so they won't have to stop playing Final Fantasy to feed the baby.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Osambo 08
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 671

                  #9
                  Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                  Why is this marriage significant?In any case,Sarah and Johnny should enjoy their last minutes of fame,while they still can.They'll fall into obscurity ,when Obama wins by a landslide.

                  McWar's accomplishments would be losing twice(2000,2008) and wasting people's time and money in the process.Sarah's accolades would be having the worst VP interview in history and getting psychologically slammed by Joe Biden.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22898

                    #10
                    Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    I'm kinda surprised they didn't call me to be the wedding planner.... What's up with that?
                    So am I Sister BTB. What about your dress designs? There are few better than you with your discrete skills at "de-emphasizing temporary apparent weight gains". As this site says,
                    The bottom line is that pregnancy needn’t change your dream wedding, said Bratten, the Brides editor.
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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22898

                      #11
                      Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      [...]getting psychologically slammed by Joe Biden.
                      Word Bro... (I did that to get your attention - I've no idea what it means) Biden's on the slide...
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #12
                        Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                        ...when Obama wins by a landslide.
                        That's what they said would happen with Gore and then with Kerry, but both times, Jesus pulled through. Praise His holy name!
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • Osambo 08
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
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                          • Sep 2008
                          • 671

                          #13
                          Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          That's what they said would happen with Gore and then with Kerry, but both times, Jesus pulled through. Praise His holy name!
                          Kerry is an idiotic elitist like John McCain.You will see in 40 days..when God selects Obama over McDevil .

                          Dubya won twice because he sold his soul in 2000 and sold his wife's soul in 2004.

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                          • H. Montague Worthington
                            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2716

                            #14
                            Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                            I predict that John McCain and Sarah Palin win by such a huge margin that slavery will be reinstituted before inauguration day, and Barack Osambo will spend January 20, 2009 dancing for his new owners on a porch somewhere in Mississippi.

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                            • Osambo 08
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 671

                              #15
                              Re: Bristol to marry Levi next week! (or sometime real soon)

                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                              I predict that John McCain and Sarah Palin win by such a huge margin that slavery will be reinstituted before inauguration day, and Barack Osambo will spend January 20, 2009 dancing for his new owners on a porch somewhere in Mississippi.
                              I've copy-pasted your post on my Word document.I'm awaiting the election with impatience,haha.We'll see who God will opt for.

                              When Obama wins,you will just find another excuse for God's choice

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