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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #16
    Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    The point is that they're both fictionally, silly.
    People who live in watermelon houses shouldn't call ANYONE fictional.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • The Poet
        • Feb 2009
        • 12
        #17
        Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

        Have any of you people noticed how insane you are? What would you do if your wife was kid-napped and handcuffed AND put in an adult diaper? I see the mans intentions as true, but his mind was clearly fogged

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323
            #18
            Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

            Originally posted by The Poet View Post
            Have any of you people noticed how insane you are? What would you do if your wife was kid-napped and handcuffed AND put in an adult diaper?
            I'd have her put on temporary leave from NASA. Insane? Why no. I hadn't noticed that.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • The Poet
                • Feb 2009
                • 12
                #19
                Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                Well I see that most of you don't realize how insane you are. You are down right crazy if you ask me. Well i think after i get done on another tab, i will really get away from this site, as not to be corrupted. So it's with a clear mind and a hateful heart, with that i say good-bye, good friends(or so they think) of God, i shall leave, The Poet


                May you forever burn

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22847
                    #20
                    Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                    Hmmm... I've said it before and I'll say it again, he'll be back - Jesus has pointed him here for a purpose.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #21
                        Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Hmmm... I've said it before and I'll say it again, he'll be back - Jesus has pointed him here for a purpose.
                        What a hateful boy! Why is it that these atheists are always so full of anger?

                        I agree with you Brother Bathfire. They always come back. Jesus has called him here for a reason. It certainly wasn't to write poetry.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • ShakeyJake
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                            • Feb 2009
                            • 5
                            #22
                            Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            What a hateful boy! Why is it that these atheists are always so full of anger?

                            I agree with you Brother Bathfire. They always come back. Jesus has called him here for a reason. It certainly wasn't to write poetry.
                            Atheists are hateful because if you were to actually take a step back and look at what you guys believe, it's completely ridiculous. Sure the morals taught by the bible are useful for teaching, but God doesn't exist, go back to your 4000 year old while i pick up this 100 million year old rock. Religion was created for people too scared to face reality and there being nothing after death.

                            when you Cant explain something! LIE. (probably what happened 2000 years ago)


                            "example" - Who ate the cupcake ? "child replies: A MONSTER!"

                            Who created humans? .. umm god!

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323
                                #23
                                Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                Originally posted by Shakey View Post
                                Atheists are hateful because if you were to actually take a step back and look at what you guys believe, it's completely ridiculous. Sure the morals taught by the bible are useful for teaching, but God doesn't exist, go back to your 4000 year old while i pick up this 100 million year old rock. Religion was created for people too scared to face reality and there being nothing after death.

                                when you Cant explain something! LIE. (probably what happened 2000 years ago)

                                "example" - Who ate the cupcake ? "child replies: A MONSTER!"

                                Who created humans? .. umm god!
                                So why are atheists hateful? You didn't quite get around to explaining that. You explained why they lie, but we already knew that.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                  • ShakeyJake
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                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 5
                                    #24
                                    Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                    So why are atheists hateful? You didn't quite get around to explaining that. You explained why they lie, but we already knew that.
                                    I'm not a christian, as you probably have guessed, however that doesn't mean i completely disagree with some of the teachings from the bibles, as i said, they supply good morals to base ones life on. But not you. You people are a hypocrite's against your own cause. It's disgusting how you can take every word from a 2000 year old jumble of random stories with no evidence literally. I'm not filled with anger, i'm filled with hate against extremists like you. Are you proud of being christian?

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #25
                                        Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                        Just another hateful atheist. Proves the point, :"atheists are hateful bigots". Shouldn't you be hating on the islamofascists instead?
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • ShakeyJake
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                                            • Feb 2009
                                            • 5
                                            #26
                                            Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                            Just another hateful atheist. Proves the point, :"atheists are hateful bigots". Shouldn't you be hating on the islamofascists instead?
                                            I try to avoid direct hating, and please stop evading questions by resorting to "just another athiest" You are being incredibly hypocritical in calling me a hateful Bigot, you know.. all the homophobia etc that you guys for some reason live you lives by. And yes i also disagree with extremists from most religions, it's not necessary, particularly when all of this is based off of something that you have no evidence of.

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                                              • Nobar King
                                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                Christ's Guardian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 23748
                                                #27
                                                Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                                So, it's OK for you to judge me, but not for me to judge you, even though you already told us you hate us? My post was accurate.
                                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                  • Kalibot
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                                                    • Feb 2009
                                                    • 7
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                                    Your faith has been judging people for two thousand years. Give someone else a chance.

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                                                      • ShakeyJake
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                                                        • Feb 2009
                                                        • 5
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                        So, it's OK for you to judge me, but not for me to judge you, even though you already told us you hate us? My post was accurate.
                                                        Everyone judges everyone else, don't try to deny that, everywhere i go you are judging people, so yes it's ok for you to judge me, but i'm going to judge you as well.

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                                                          • Nobar King
                                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                            Christ's Guardian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 23748
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Man Arrested for Reading the Bible!

                                                            He can start his own user group forum type thing.
                                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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