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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: CEO Jesus

    Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
    So what are you proposing Zeke? That all gay people be rounded up like cattle and exterminated in the gas chambers? What do you care what other people do in their bedrooms? Why not pay attention to your own soul, love?
    Friend, only a very selfish, inhumane individual would think it was possible to pay attention only to one's own soul and ignore the plight of others. We are filled with the Love of Christ, and our Christian lovingkindness will not allow us to stand by and watch our fellowmen violate their own immortal souls with the sin of sodomy.
    Originally posted by TwinkyDink
    And as for American capitalism, agreed that it has given people a better lifestyle BUT AT WHAT COST? Contrary to what you all might think, Jesus IS NOT in the business of making you rich! Yet, that is EXACTLY what all you EVANGELICAL HOLY ROLLING CHRISTIANS seem to think as you count your bundles of cash while turning a BLIND eye and DEAF ear to people who are in need!

    HA! HYPOCRITES!!
    Friend, the only way we would be hypocrites would be if we tried to give "charity" to people "in need." The Bible makes it very clear that we are to rely on God and God alone to help us through times of need. To try and help the poor would be to usurp God's role. You may like the idea of imitating Lucifer by giving change to the homeless, but we True Christians™ most certainly do not!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #17
        Re: CEO Jesus

        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
        So what are you proposing Zeke? That all gay people be rounded up like cattle and exterminated in the gas chambers? What do you care what other people do in their bedrooms? Why not pay attention to your own soul, love?
        It isn't what I propose, its what JESUS proposes that has to happen. Jesus wants you to either stop your perversions or be killed. The next step is up to you, homer.

        And I DO pay attention to my own soul. That is why I trust Jesus to guide me. I follow the morality He has lovingly provided. Glory!

        Originally posted by Finkboy View Post
        And as for American capitalism, agreed that it has given people a better lifestyle BUT AT WHAT COST? Contrary to what you all might think, Jesus IS NOT in the business of making you rich! Yet, that is EXACTLY what all you EVANGELICAL HOLY ROLLING CHRISTIANS seem to think as you count your bundles of cash while turning a BLIND eye and DEAF ear to people who are in need!

        HA! HYPOCRITES!!
        If you don't like the comfort you and your rich fag friends enjoy here in the land of Jesus, then I suggest you pack up your dresses and wigs and move to Russia.

        And on your way out, don't the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #18
            Re: CEO Jesus

            Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
            So what are you proposing Zeke? That all gay people be rounded up like cattle and exterminated in the gas chambers? What do you care what other people do in their bedrooms? Why not pay attention to your own soul, love?
            Twink, you call us intolerant and compare us to Hitler with nearly every breath. However, I know you haven't overlooked our entire section devoted to helping Homers get cured of their depravity and right with God . . . you've posted in it!

            What better can we do? We want them (and you!) to see the error of their ways, and get right with God before it's too late, and we're trying our very best to help!

            You see, if any one of us knew that our next child would be a depraved pervert cast into Hellfire, we would simply not have any more children! God knows who He will be casting into Hell, but allows them to be born anyway. Why? Because He hates them, of course!

            We, lacking God's iron will and equally ferrous fist, would avoid bringing the child into existence rather than cast it into eternal punishment for its finite sins. But God is far stronger than we mere humans!

            Our compassionate nature leads us to try, again and again, to help you come clean and take Jesus' Manly Hand. Perhaps one day you will be filled with His Love, as we are!

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405
                #19
                Re: CEO Jesus

                Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
                So what are you proposing Zeke? That all gay people be rounded up like cattle and exterminated in the gas chambers? What do you care what other people do in their bedrooms? Why not pay attention to your own soul, love?
                Twink,

                We TRUE Christian don't want to kill homers, we love homers(in a platonic, strong handshake only sense) as Jesus commands. It is God who orders the death of all practicing homers. Since we TRUE Christians love God we have to do as He says. It is nothing personal with you filithy, child raping homer scum.

                We are just following orders Twink.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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