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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

    First Place Prize: Christian Kids' Coloring Contest - 2009!

    Child's Depiction of Henry Gates Wins National Award at "Current Events Coloring Contest!"

    Freehold, Iowa - Christian children across America were asked to depict the most important issue in America today, as reported on television. They were put in a room with several TV sets, tuned to every major news network. Armed with a box of crayons, a piece of paper, and their own Christian perspective, the kids were given 2-hours to come up with a drawing to be entered into the "Current Events Coloring Contest."

    Contest Winner




    Grand Prize:

    Landover Baptist congratulates William Evans Crenshaw (Billy) from Freehold, Iowa as this year's winner, selected from over 2,000 entries. His Godly portrayal of Liberal Harvard Professor, Henry Gates standing on his porch, terrorizing local Christian police officers is posted above.

    Contest winner, Billy Crenshaw receives the Grand Prize - a Mel Gibson signed copy of “The Passion of the Christ” on High Definition Blu-Ray.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

    Little Billy is such a darling boy! I hope someday my husband Ofc. Richards and I can have a little boy just as adorable as Billy.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Giant Negro
      Unsaved trash
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 38

      #3
      Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

      Lets hope those wretched video games don't impact young and impressionable Billy!
      I'm smarter then your average Negro!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

        This is exactly why I support home schooling and private schools. Stuff like this would never be taught in a public school. They would ask little Billy to draw a picture of Martin Luther King on a mountain ruling over a bunch of white people below saying "All hail our leader!".

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

          Aw, what a smart and loving boy! His parents must be so proud.
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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            First Place Prize:
            Contest Winner



            Are you sure that's not Professor Tyeshia X?

            The resemblance is uncanny.
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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #7
              Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Are you sure that's not Professor Tyeshia X?

              The resemblance is uncanny.
              Could be. It would have been a sure shot if only the kid had drawn a mound of hair under each arm.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Professor Tyeisha X
                WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 293

                #8
                Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

                This does NOT look like me! I am not a racist caricature! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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                • Miss April
                  Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 685

                  #9
                  Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post



                  This does NOT look like me! I am not a racist caricature! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
                  But you are Wrong it looks just like you it just needs to say I'm Scary Professor Tyeisha Watch out i'll eat you for Lunch

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                  • 4HisGlory
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                    • Aug 2009
                    • 46

                    #10
                    Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

                    It's such a wonderful thing when a child is allowed to express himself through art. It's also refreshing to see his mind hasn't been deluded by all that racial equality garbage 'as if'. I'm sure the boy's parents are very proud of him I hope his mother bakes him an extra special pie.
                    38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
                    39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
                    40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22877

                      #11
                      Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

                      Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Once was lost
                        ...but now is found.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 490

                        #12
                        Re: Local Boy Wins Coloring Contest

                        So beautiful. I will be using it as Wallpaper on my PC all next week.

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