[Jedediah]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Dear mister Cranky, your reply says that by hating any one in a wheel chair, with or without a motor, you are obeying God. I truely hope you never get old. PS What makes you call me a punk? oh, i forgot, it's because i thought that y'all were joking about hating/hurting people with disabilities. Now i understand, you are serious about hating/hurting people with disabilities.

Understand that cripples and retardeds are repulsive in the Eyes of the LORD. Even retardeds and cripples in the lineage of Aaron were not allowed to profane the House of the LORD with their repulsiveness.

Leviticus 21:16-24
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.

Our Creator cannot stand the sight of hellbound retardeds and cripples! Genesis 1:27 tells us that we were created in the Image of God. However, retardeds are something entirely different - the children of hell itself! Since God is perfect, He would not create a retarded, crippled mongrel who is repulsive in His own Sight. Retardeds are obviously the spawn of demons! This is why women who have abortions are cursed with crippled, retarded babies when they finally decide it's "convenient" to have a baby. Abortion opens the womb to demonic possession, plain and simple.

So it's not so much that God hates people who are crippled and retarded; God makes people crippled and retarded because He hates them! They are not even human.

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

This thread is about skateboards, not cripples, nor your lesbian cousin's Prius.

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

This thread is about skateboards, not cripples, nor your lesbian cousin's Prius.

Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Dear mister Cranky... I truely hope you never get old.

Let me see if I understand this - you hope that Cranky Old Man never gets old?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.

Jesus cured them so they would no longer be an abomination. If they were fine to begin with, why would he bother to fix them? He gave them a chance to be normal and possibly be saved.

Can you show me where in the Bible it says Jesus loves cripples? Brother Jedediah has been so kind to point out evidence to the contrary in a previous post for you, yet you still seem confused or misled. I'm praying for you.

Now, can we get back to talking about the boys who skateboard through town? Does anyone have any more photos for my evidence folder?

Celebrating In The Warm Flowing Blood Of Christ Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.

Jesus *healed* those gimps. He didn't build handicap access ramps up the The Temple in Jerusalem and establish "Jesuscare" by taxing the top 10% of Judah society. Nor did He install green friendly oil lamps in The Temple or a wind turbine or any of that hippie nonsense.

What Would Jesus Do with a cripple? Tell the cripple to stand up.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

On the subject of bicycles and such, I've been thinking lately that we here in Freehold should make it known clearly that we are not a green City. We not only are not green, we are not trying nor ever intend to be green.

Perhaps one of our talented contributors could design a sign we could install at several locations indicating our dislike of all green ideas.

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Let me see if I understand this - you hope that Cranky Old Man never gets old?

because if he does he might need a cane/walker/wheelchair that he considers so awful. Understand?

[Cursed]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

because if he does he might need a cane/walker/wheelchair that he considers so awful. Understand?

True Christians don't need to use those accoutrements!

They are protected by THE LORD. Only the unsaved have to bother with that cripple stuff.

Rascals and other motorized scooters are a clear sign the rider is an ABOMINATION. You should give these lazy fat sloths absolutely no respect.

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

True Christians don't need to use those accoutrements!

They are protected by THE LORD. Only the unsaved have to bother with that cripple stuff.

Rascals and other motorized scooters are a clear sign the rider is an ABOMINATION. You should give these lazy fat sloths absolutely no respect.

That is totally awesome, can you post the pics of the 80-120year old True Christians in your community so I(we) can revel in Gods power and glory?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

If I had it my way I'd make skateboards illegal worldwide. Why should they exist? The only thing they are used for is destroying public property. No good Christian goes around dressed like a retard with pants down to their knees and a hoodie (topped off with a baseball cap on backwards/sideways). Why not just go around with a sign that says, "Drool patrool"? When those ego laden little miscreants aren't going around skaterboarding they're spray painting buildings and breaking windows. The only good thing about them having a skateboard is that it makes them easier to identify for the police.

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Mr Two Dollar Bill, i see from your stats you teach and like books, Me too. I teach people with end staged kidney disease to perform dialysis on themselves. Books really help me teach them, especially when they take them home for homework. I saw one of your other posts about the government and porn and that porn is bad. We agree.
On the above post you said,"make skateboards illegal world wide". You say that all skaters do is distroy property. Am I understanding your opinion correctly , if you can see a bad skater, then all skaters are bad and should not exist?
Using your logic then, if bad books can be seen(pornographic books) then all books are bad and should not exist.
The point is that not all books are bad just as not all skaters are bad. Meet me at a skate park and I will show you the good side of skating, kids and adults not doing graphitti, not breaking windows, not destroying public property. They are learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverence......things that go well with learning the bible and doing Gods commands.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Mr Two Dollar Bill, i see from your stats you teach and like books, Me too. [snip] l books are bad and should not exist.
The point is that not all books are bad just as not all skaters are bad. Meet me at a skate park and I will show you the good side of skating, kids and adults not doing graphitti, not breaking windows, not destroying public property.

Skateboarding is an egotistical activity that is centered on the individual and detracts from a partaker's focus on being a contributing member of society. The fact that a good portion of these antisocial misfits engage in delinquent activity accounts for my disapproval of them. I admit, most, if not all, will eventually gain a degree of maturity (this is why there are no "skaters" over the age of like 30) and realize how silly and childish it is to play with a skateboard. Unfortunately, by the time this happens, they have already chosen a path that has steered them far from the Lord.

As for there being skateboarders that are not lawbreakers, here's an idea, they should carry a license stating that they are "one of the good ones". Maybe even have a patch of some sort on their clothing (or just not wear baggy clothing) denoting that they do not partake in illegal activities and have respect for communal property. That would certainly make it easier for me to avoid the "bad" ones. This of course does not make up for their individualistic approach to life and their blatant vanity.

They are learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverence......things that go well with learning the bible and doing Gods commands.

C'mon now, "learning balance, burning calories, learning perseverance"? Really? That's like that nonsense about "graffiti" being an "art". Surely these kids would be better off playing a good team sport like baseball, something that truly encompasses the meaning of fellowship, instead of being self-centered and idle in the eyes of the Lord.

Timothy 5:13 : "And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not"

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

Mr TwoDollarBill, I hate to burst your bubble on this one, but you probably know many more skaters than you know you know. Its obvious that you think you know what all skaters wear/do/believe/..... We don't all dress in baggies, wear hoodies, or even celebrate less than thirty years of living. Yes I said we. I skate. And I'm turning 50 this year. No I'm not the only old man out there. It's sad that you haven't been exposed to the other side of skating, that you question the skills required, that you have never taken the time to notice the skate community.

[renaldude]

Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited

To Brother Harold Potter, Skating for satan? What exctly are you refering too? The fact that I witness to kids at the skate park? The fact that I go on mission trips and am able to use my hobby to interact with others and share my faith with them? The fact that our local indoor skatepark has a Bible based worship service directed at the demographics of the skatepark-kids, every week? I don't assume that you just go to NASCAR races to vicariously play race car driver, or that you use your CB to do anything other than spread the word. Why would you assume the worst of me? Skating is fun, I don't deny it, but it's also one of my mission fields.
I, in all humbleness, request your understanding that we all have different gifts from God and we use them in different mission fields.