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  • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    Have you guys known each other for two years? -- neat!

    Give or take a few months, it's not like we keep a tally of the days, but otherwise yes.

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    • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post

      Btw: A chav broke it after I tried to turn him to God. really, I tried to convert him.
      Um ... not to sound dumb or anything -- but! -- guess I'm not so with it when it comes to the latest trend with the young people.

      What are emos and chavs?

      ps -- sorry about your finger Omerta
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Um ... not to sound dumb or anything -- but! -- guess I'm not so with it when it comes to the latest trend with the young people.

        What are emos and chavs?

        ps -- sorry about your finger Omerta
        Both are social groups.

        Emo's typically are kids who listen to depressing and emotional music. They tend to drone on and on about how much life sucks and only they could have experienced such pain in their 14-16 years on this earth ( ) and are frequently associated with failed attempts at cutting properly. If they did it right, then they'd be dead.

        A Chav is akin to a Preppy person in America. It's British slang for them basically, just as America has slang for things here, other countries have their terms as well.

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        • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          Both are social groups.

          Emo's typically are kids who listen to depressing and emotional music. They tend to drone on and on about how much life sucks and only they could have experienced such pain in their 14-16 years on this earth ( ) and are frequently associated with failed attempts at cutting properly. If they did it right, then they'd be dead.

          A Chav is akin to a Preppy person in America. It's British slang for them basically, just as America has slang for things here, other countries have their terms as well.
          Preppies? The stuff I've seen of them makes them more like poor white kids who want to be black gang bangers in plad.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
            Preppies? The stuff I've seen of them makes them more like poor white kids who want to be black gang bangers in plad.
            That's pretty much it yes.

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            • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              That's pretty much it yes.
              Preppies are rich kids who who go to collage preparatory schools instead of public high schools. They're hated by the poor scum of America because Jesus loves them so much.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Preppies are rich kids who who go to collage preparatory schools instead of public high schools. They're hated by the poor scum of America because Jesus loves them so much.
                Then I suppose we have differing definitions. Either way, the ones I am speaking of aren't very nice people who try to be what they aren't.

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                • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Then I suppose we have differing definitions.
                  That's one way to saying "I don't know what the hell I am talking about"

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    That's one way to saying "I don't know what the hell I am talking about"
                    If you choose to look at it that way, then go right ahead, I'm not really interested in arguing that point.

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                    • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                      Come to England, and within 5 minutes, you'll see what Joo means.

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                      • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        No, I meant the literal definition. Though I could see how you'd come to that conclusion, think about the definition without sexual over tones. It means he just says weird things, and does weird things, without anything sexual about it.
                        What about the fact that he's a crashing bore? Does that not get to you at all?
                        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                        Um ... not to sound dumb or anything -- but! -- guess I'm not so with it when it comes to the latest trend with the young people.

                        What are emos and chavs?
                        Emos are homosexual Islamist goth punks. Their appetite for sodomy and self-harm is famed across the land, and they are one of the very few groups of people who seem to be able to inspire nearly as much hatred as True Christians. Chavs are sort of like gypsies or Polacks, except white. Thanks to the totalitarian stranglehold of liberal political correctness, posh boys like Omerta aren't allowed to say that poor people are scum for being poor anymore, so instead they say that poor people are scum for being chavs. In other words, BJ's description, like everything else he's ever said, was 100% correct, and Joo's description, like everything else he's ever said, was a pack of Bolshevik lies and Yiddish nonsense.
                        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                        Come to England, and within 5 minutes, you'll see what Joo means.
                        I already know what Joo means. And surely Israel'd be a better place to go to learn about Joos? Still, I suppose Golders Green probably is a pretty good place to observe the Joo in its natural habitat, if you're that way inclined.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                          Like I said, we're not gunna have a debate on chavs. But really seeing is beileving.

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                          • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                            Emos are homosexual Islamist goth punks. Their appetite for sodomy and self-harm is famed across the land, and they are one of the very few groups of people who seem to be able to inspire nearly as much hatred as True Christians. Chavs are sort of like gypsies or Polacks, except white. Thanks to the totalitarian stranglehold of liberal political correctness, posh boys like Omerta aren't allowed to say that poor people are scum for being poor anymore, so instead they say that poor people are scum for being chavs. In other words, BJ's description, like everything else he's ever said, was 100% correct, and Joo's description, like everything else he's ever said, was a pack of Bolshevik lies and Yiddish nonsense.
                            Okay thanks Brother T, that explains it nicely
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                            • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                              It's praise time, Brothers and Sisters in Christ!
                              Some of you may have been wondering what all that ruckus was over at the Hensons' house last night, what with all the sirens and other hullabaloo. Well, Brother Albert Henson was working in his garage as usual, doing the same things with gasoline and other flammables other Godly True Christian(tm) men do in their own garages (we are in End Times, my friends, and we must be prepared) when he accidentally dropped the pipe he was smoking.
                              Long story short, Brother Albert has third degree burns on over 65% of his body now. He has been horribly disfigured, and will live out the rest of his life looking like a demon come to get you, but - PRAISE JESUS! - he will live! The Ladies of Landover will be meeting Thursday at 7pm to discuss the best masks we can come up with to cover his hideous visage once he's out of the burn unit.
                              But don't think this is all there is to the story. When I was visiting with Sister Agatha Henson tonight to provide her comfort and prayer as God tests her through this troubling time, she told me how happy she was that her family has been blessed by the Lord through the torching of her husband.
                              It seems that just last week, she was studying the Bible with Brother Albert when he turned to her and said, "You know, I'm not sure the papists are all that bad. Sure, they're idolators, but they do publicly condemn sodomy and abortion, and they worship Jesus too."
                              Sister Agatha is a good, True Christian(tm) woman, so while she wanted to go to the pastors with this blasphemy, she also wanted to submit to her husband as God has commanded her to do.
                              So God, in His infinite mercy and compassion, spared Sister Agatha from making such a difficult decision and personally gave Brother Albert a taste of His wrath! What is 30 seconds of being engulfed in flame compared to eternity? Nobody who isn't a goth, emo, witch, mooslime, boodist, hindoo, catlick, monkey worshipper, lieberal, or feminazi would want that!
                              Luckily Brother Albert is in a good, decent hospital in Freehold where the doctors and faith healers refuse to follow hippy procedures like pain killers or induced comas. Brother Albert will heal, but as he brought God's wrath upon himself, he must experience it as its fullest! In between screams, it sounds like Brother Albert agrees completely.

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                              • Re: Sister M&M's Praise Report

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Long story short, Brother Albert has third degree burns on over 65% of his body now. He has been horribly disfigured, and will live out the rest of his life looking like a demon come to get you, but - PRAISE JESUS! - he will live! The Ladies of Landover will be meeting Thursday at 7pm to discuss the best masks we can come up with to cover his hideous visage once he's out of the burn unit.
                                Praise God! His compassion and mercy are truly without limits. The Lord is so good!

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