Winnie the Pooh Day Cancelled In Freehold.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Notice to Parents

Several have called about the cancellation of the annual Winnie the Pooh Day in Freehold Public Schools.

I hope all can understand how difficult it is to balance the delicate matters of good education and Christian values. We all want our children to be good readers, and reading Winnie the Pooh is fun for kids. But, Christian values are for eternity.

There are several reasons why we need to remove Winnie the Pooh from our libraries. The first is the suspicious same-sex inferences surrounding Christopher Robin, Tigger, Eeyore, Piglet and Roo. The story themes involving these characters are not as harmless as they might seem when first read.

In addition, the books were written by a gentleman who was not from the United States, but from some socialist country--might have been France or Germany (doesn't matter). In any event, I thought it better our children read books by partriotic authors from our own capitalist country.

While, I'm sure there will be some disappointment with this decision, I hope all will understand we must place a high emphasis on teaching Christian values in our public schools.

Thank you for your continued support.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As I have said repeatedly from the pulpit, Winnie the Pooh is a communist!

[HTannor]

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Mayor, you have my 100% support.

I'm so glad this little freak is being banned. Long overdue for someone that runs around all day without wearing any pants.



Clearly a little pervert always on the lookout for some anal sex hijinks.



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[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Will there be a public burning of all Winnie the Pooh books and DVD's in Freehold? If so, I and my wife might drive with my pickup truck all the way to Freehold, Iowa for an event like that! If there will be a burning I also hope that you will include other Winnie the Pooh related things like toys and posters

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Winnie the Pooh Day Cancelled In Freehold.

Will there be a public burning of all Winnie the Pooh books and DVD's in Freehold? If so, I and my wife might drive with my pickup truck all the way to Freehold, Iowa for an event like that! If there will be a burning I also hope that you will include other Winnie the Pooh related things like toys and posters

Thank you, Mr. Wayne, for that idea. The Sinnie the Pooh materials of all kinds are being gathered as we speak. I assume they will go to the Freehold Sanitary Land Fill, but I'm open to suggestions.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Winne the Poo is nothing but blatant nature worship like Watership Down and Wind in the Willows. The whole setting for Winnie the Poo is woods and all the characters are talking animals (what and absurd concept) who give the one human character advice. All Winne, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit and Gopher as just false gods teaching children to worship trees and tree worship leads RIGHT to homosexuality.

A. A. Miline is burning in Hell, Winnie the Poo didn't save Milne, only Jesus can do that. It's time his filthy books burn with him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Winne the Poo is nothing but blatant nature worship like Watership Down and Wind in the Willows. The whole setting for Winnie the Poo is woods and all the characters are talking animals (what and absurd concept) who give the one human character advice. All Winne, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit and Gopher as just false gods teaching children to worship trees and tree worship leads RIGHT to homosexuality.

A. A. Miline is burning in Hell, Winnie the Poo didn't save Milne, only Jesus can do that. It's time his filthy books burn with him.

Amen, Brother. I would only like to add that nature worship is anti-American and a form of Witchcraft, which puts all of Poo's pantsless antics in their proper context. The characters are basically therianthropic (beast/man) deities, like the ones the Egyptians worship -shapeshifting Vodouisants who make pictures in the dirt and worship them. In fact, dirt worship is the whole of the agenda behind Communism and *shudder* environmentalism.

Poo-Doo is a branch of Haitian Vodou that the pie stealing, rum guzzling worshipers of Baron Samedhi export to suburban white children hoping to entice them away from Jesus and toward the various Afro-Catholic offshoots like Vodou, Satanism, and Santeria. Like other false gods, Poo is originally a fiction which is repurposed to be a subject of worship, like Baal, Astoreth, or any number of other false gods and goddesses. Of course, only our God is real. The rest of them are just obvious fictions.

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Thank you, Mr. Wayne, for that idea. The Sinnie the Pooh materials of all kinds are being gathered as we speak. I assume they will go to the Freehold Sanitary Land Fill, but I'm open to suggestions.

So when will we have the public burning? Be sure to notice me a couple of days before it happens, as it takes a while to drive from Brownsville to Freehold. Today i confiscated a truck on the Mexican border containing 500 Blu-Ray and 300 DVD copies of the latest Winnie the Pooh movie, i will take as many as possible of these with me to the public Winnie the Pooh burning in Freehold, soon we are going to see Winnie the Pooh in all it's forms burning up in flames, Hallelujah!

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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A picture of A. A. Milne (eurotrash author of Winnie the Pooh) and his son Christopher Robin Milne


Without doubt, I can tell you the people you see on that picture is Satan and his son, look into their eyes and their faces and you will see it, not to mention that the background became all hellish red when they took the picture even if they didn't have color cameras at that time, Winnie the Pooh was written by Satan, and now we are going to burn Satan's books and everything that is related to them!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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This is disgusting.

What kind of a sick freak would have a day to celebrate pooh anyway?

[Lady Effect]

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A picture of A. A. Milne (eurotrash author of Winnie the Pooh) and his son Christopher Robin Milne


Without doubt, I can tell you the people you see on that picture is Satan and his son, look into their eyes and their faces and you will see it, not to mention that the background became all hellish red when they took the picture even if they didn't have color cameras at that time, Winnie the Pooh was written by Satan, and now we are going to burn Satan's books and everything that is related to them!

Man, is the old guy creepy! And where is his left hand?! What is he doing with it?!?! I need to puke...

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Folks, I have been against Winnie the Pooh for years. The shirt-only, pants-off "lower access granted" style of art has been trying to suggest anal pleasuring for quite a long time. And the fecalfeliacs have had a field day imaging the mess to be made in exploiting poo's readily accessible south-end "honey pot."

Destroying en mass every one of these items would only put more stars in our crowns from Jesus.

Pastor Ed

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Let's take a look at the other characters in Winnie the Pooh:

Christopher Robin: A boy who talks to stuffed animals, obviously mentally ill and retarded
Piglet: A real coward, scared of everything, best friend with the nudist pervert Poo-bear, obviously a sissy and gay, extremely un-manly
Eeyore: A suicidal and depressed character, obviously an EMO
Gopher: Works during night under ground, obviously a drug dealer
Rabbit: Get's angry for nothing and screams all the time, obviously a psychopathic retard
Tigger: Always jumping on innocent people violently like a madman, obviously an incite to violence
Owl: Reads fairy tales for little children and lives deep in the woods, obviously a pedophile
Kanga: Has a slimy pocket on its stomache where it lets other creatures be in, obviously a pervert, and Austrian as well
Roo: another slimy pervert from Austria, obviously a victim of child rape as it always sits in its mother's slimy stomache-pocket

Is THIS something for KIDS?!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Let's take a look at the other characters in Winnie the Pooh:

Christopher Robin: A boy who talks to stuffed animals, obviously mentally ill and retarded
Piglet: A real coward, scared of everything, best friend with the nudist pervert Poo-bear, obviously a sissy and gay, extremely un-manly
Eeyore: A suicidal and depressed character, obviously an EMO
Gopher: Works during night under ground, obviously a drug dealer
Rabbit: Get's angry for nothing and screams all the time, obviously a psychopathic retard
Tigger: Always jumping on innocent people violently like a madman, obviously an incite to violence
Owl: Reads fairy tales for little children and lives deep in the woods, obviously a pedophile
Kanga: Has a slimy pocket on its stomache where it lets other creatures be in, obviously a pervert, and Austrian as well
Roo: another slimy pervert from Austria, obviously a victim of child rape as it always sits in its mother's slimy stomache-pocket

Is THIS something for KIDS?!

Thank you, Mr. Wayne, for that profile on the questionable characters that are included in the Winnie the Pooh books.

Even though the books are no longer available in Freehold, I know of parents who visit the Des Moines Public Library and Barnes & Noble, thinking they know better than their own City's Mayor what books their children should read. I really do grieve for the souls of those children and their parents.

[MisterM]

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Is THIS something for KIDS?!

It is not

YiC, M